👑 King Kyper 🔞

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ok theres like a very good handful of FANTASTIC wamen in Hades 2 (haha hi Eris////) there is no denying that but....... and i never thought i'd say this.... Polyphemus though? hmmm

Prometheus..... is also excellent.

ok i REALLy need to do a kink prompt list at some point

a mirror shot of an older woman cradling the face of a younger man, who's been made up and adorned with jewels. a large diamond earring is bleeding as if it's just been pierced, and there are mascara tears running down his cheek.

you'll learn to suffer beautifully 🪞
#kinktober

as its happening im just, 'this is gonna be SUCH a funny story, later'

TYTY IM STOKED!!

thank fuck! 😏

tmi maybe but there's nothing lowkey funnier than your gp going, 'ok lets do your pap test' and 2 seconds later with your pants off going, 'oh hey I didn't ask but what are your pronouns?'

And then slapping you with a doctors note going, 'get this boy on T'

i guess this is kinda my private account-- going 2 the doc's tomorrow for the first time in //checks watch -- 10+ years 8) wish me luck.

maybe I'll get a gold star in being Bright And Healthy
maybe my doc will be super cool and i'll get on that boy juice 🤞
only time will tell!

KINKTOBER 2023
part 1

[CW: gore]
sacred calf
🥩🐮🍽️

so would it be totally off kilter/off-colour/off-brand to write a couple non-con myth retolds or--

"wait weren't you working on a dragon fucking story--"

shh we have Many Things In The Works but I'm stuck in the YA trenches for the next month--

from a tumblr ask: "so does Dahlia like being plumped up for meat? Lol"

GIRLDINNER 🥩🥩🥩

and every clinic i DO contact which takes my, 'you're poor as shit, boy' insurance cold replies with, 'our waitlist is full and we're not taking any new patients'

every single clinic i contact is out here like, 'you either need to undergo some crazy psychiatric analysis' OR 'you need a note from a gp (which i dont have even if ive BEEN ON THE LIST FOR 4 YEARSSS)

been looking to start hrt and like.... getting a doc around here is a literal awful nightmare nOT GONNA LIIIIEEEE.

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cover of HALLOWED BE HER FLESH by Emryn Bird featuring a woman with scars on her back and clutching a rosary is held by a monstrous angelic creature

Consider adding HALLOWED BE HER FLESH to your #SapphicSeptember TBR if the following interests you:

✝︎ ineffable visions of the cosmos
✝︎ the divine calling out Catholic guilt
✝︎ weird worms & cannibalism
✝︎ tender yet terrifying love interests
✝︎ literal monsterfucking

emrynbird.neocities.org/hallowed

various sketches of an anthro dinosaur

was having bad body feels so had to sketch my sona about it... then got out of hand

when the dommy mommy in the game im playing is spending 500 of her voice lines asking if i consent to this power dynamic as i'm clicking every single, 'yes mistress' answer TRYINg to trigger the romantic/sexy ending

mistress pls
mommy... pls c'monnnnn
YES I CONSENT JFC

Every year I prepare an oblique Kinktober prompt list that's more about interpretation than specific kinks. Posting now for those that like to prepare ahead - feel free to steal, reference and repost this graphic, no credit necessary! Porn is reward enough for me.

(the name my mom gave me is no longer even my legal name at this point so there was literally No Reason for this to even come up and I feel real mental so I'm posting it Here bc some folks on my main are fucking weird ANYWAYS //throws hands up)

and then the nice lady asks you... what your given name was. 8) and you wanna fucking die.

(and then my mom wonders why the fresh fuck I don't drop everything to call her every day~~~~)

sometimes you go to buy glasses
and the nice lady asks what your name is and you tell her your name and she's like WOAH thats a SICK NAME
and then your mom who came with you for a lil shopping trip adds, 'well thats not the name I gave them but yeah its good!'

And then having the other customer who overheard, look over, step over to the comic, pick it up and ask, "so, how much is this?" and immediately buy it.

Nothing quite like having someone at a con, come up to your table, point at one of your smut comics and look at you deadass, loud enough for another customer to hear: "This was fucking amazing. I absolutely loved it."
And leaving.

HEY!!! GUESS WHAT BABY! COMMISSIONS ARE OPENN I'm spending this week finishing off the last of my pre-move comms now that I finally have access to my comp, and if you wanna get in on the next round hmu at venusfangs69@gmail.com!~