Depressed Dolphins Fan

This is an imprudent appointment, to be sure, but at least it resolves my longstanding uncertainty about whether nick’s twitter was a parody account.

Wow so you’re telling me everyone who cheered on the Iraq war is on board with this now too? And so are the people who opposed the Iran nuclear deal and killed it?

You’re kidding.

“I’m one of the good guys keeping America safe,” I tell myself as I try to kidnap a six-year-old girl from an elementary school.

Who could have possibly predicted that “abundance” would immediately become a Trojan horse for right-wing ideas

Without Ramsey, I think he’ll also get more opportunities to move around and do things like rush the passer

He only had 17 pass rush snaps last year (Ramsey had 47)

He’s always been very good near the LOS and I think giving him more opportunities to blitz will be huge

I’m very excited to see what Kader Kohou can do in his 2nd year in this defense, his 2nd half of last year was really underrated

Not counting the Thanksgiving game that he played 9 snaps, his PFF grades* from weeks 10-12, 14-18:

Defense: 72.2 (20th)
Coverage: 75.1 (15th)

* players with 103 snaps

New lawsuit overnight says White House is violating law by no longer providing sign language interpreters for press briefings. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

You can act on false conspiracy theories about the government, and violate numerous laws, and that is fine. But if you suggest that government is not dysfunctional, you will get fired from DOGE:

stop writing that he’s leaving DOGE without mentioning that just a few days ago the solicitor general told the United States Supreme Court that he is not part of DOGE

Tired: Having the world’s greatest higher education system, luring global elites here to learn our ways & defray costs for American students

Wired: ha ha fuck that

wint @dril the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron"

Not gonna keep posting the whole thing but this feels like one of the core sicknesses of mainstream media that got us here: The refusal of journalists to assess claims on the merits.

Yes, RFK Jr. "questions the system" like many on the left but he is also fucking wrong! That distinction matters!

This refusal to engage with the substance of what people are saying and whether it's actually true in favor of meta-arguments about free speech, bias, "outsider" status, etc has totally corroded mainstream political analysis into uselessness (at best). If anything it's making people less informed

"Oh so you like it when AOC rails against elites but you don't like it when RFK Jr. rails against elites?" is utterly brain dead and absolutely EVERYWHERE.

AOC is right that inequality is bad and RFK Jr is wrong that vaccines are bad. It's not hypocritical to like one of them and not the other!!!

Can't wait for the Democratic Party to shove Gavin Newsom down our throats in a general election and then blame leftists when he inevitably loses because he sucks shit

A lot of people went in on anti vaccines stuff for the most cynical reasons imaginable. We'll probably never know how many people they killed.

The United States canceled an order for lifesaving peanut paste that was meant to keep 500,000 Yemeni children alive.

Just read this sentence.

www.nytimes.com/2025/05/17/o...

like this would be party-collapsing if Democrats were in power it's just fucking maddening Republicans get to be unconscionable monsters and it's just baked in

the studies that are going down the drain because the White House has some plan that requires you and your loved ones dying from diseases that might otherwise be cured.

His health is a debate that’s always there, no doubt, but something fans cannot measure when it comes to Tua’s impact is the professionalism he’s curated with the Fins.

Thread incoming.

When Tua first got here I don’t think he was anywhere close to ready to be the face of a franchise.

I’d like to submit a nomination,

We are at a dangerous, dangerous moment in US history, where the President of the United States is threatening to send US citizens to be imprisoned by a foreign ally, and the foreign ally is saying it won't respect an US court orders to release people that it's holding.

This isn't going to end until the judges start holding lawyers and DOJ officials in contempt and throwing them in jail.

Even that might not end it, but there's no point trying to delay the inevitable. They're just getting bolder and more destructive as they go.

They violated a court order to keep the AP out of the event where they publicly violated a different court order

Kenneth Grant doesn't just satiate the Dolphins current biggest roster need, he might be the best fit in the entire class. Any time Michigan walked up backers and got Grant 1v1 vs. a C or G, the rep was over before it started - hilarious mismatch through his speed/power combo.

Wow. Mexico's President Claudia Sheinbaum officially recognizes Palestine as a state. Here she welcomes Palestinian ambassador Nadya Rasheed.

Sheinbaum is Jewish, supports Palestinian self-determination, & unapologetically condemns Netanyahu's attacks on Gaza.

Historic & inspiring leadership. ❤️✊🏽