Some Dude

Let's go one step farther and just upset the entire political arena and get the corrupt asswipes out of power.

That'd make me happy as hell.

If you have green streams shooting out of your red hot nipples, I urge you to see a doctor.

Something’s very, very wrong and you probably need antibiotics.

People are human and humans are imperfect little emotional beings. The strongest of those emotions is fear and a large portion of MAGA is afraid. Sometimes that leads to the Backfire Effect (linked here).

Isn't this that nasty socialism thing that is supposed to be so bad?

🥴🥴🥴

WTF

Is it, though? 🤔

Bail out? That sounds like socialism there.

Isn't that bad? I thought that was bad.

I hate that they're saying "Americans" here.

I'm American. I don't want Ukraine to give up jack squat. I want Russia to GTFO of Ukraine and leave them alone.

The orange jerk-off and his band of clowns do not speak for even "most" Americans.

HR, I would like file a complaint.

My coworkers keep sleeping on me and get bitchy when I move. 😒

Of course they do.

All bees are Buddhist. That’s why they constantly go “ohmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm”.

😂

Good food is highly under rated.

Good ethnic food is even more under rated.

The amount of motherfuckers I see pissing with both hands on their hips is astounding.

It ain't that long. Stop flattering yourself and stop pissing on the floor and seat.

If those are bees, meh. . .they don't really want to sting unless they have to because they know they'll die.

If those are wasps, you're insane.

I can dig this commercial.

As a side comment, after 10+ years of therapy I've realized something: "masculinity" is just being yourself while carting around a penis and testicles. "Femininity" is just being yourself while carting around a vagina. 🤷

Preferably in one of the failure-prone launches he does while sucking the governmental teet.

Swear to god that guy could suck start my Harley based solely off how much and quickly he inhales governmental money cock.

What most refer to as "masculine leadership" is actually leadershit.

True leadership is a talent few people have; most of what I've seen from people screaming for masculinity to make a comeback are anything but leaders.

It's really hilariously sad.

Muskrat wants to populate Mars, he should start with himself.

Be a shame if no one followed. 🤣

a bald man with a beard is standing in front of a building and says bald is beautiful ALT: a bald man with a beard is standing in front of a building and says bald is beautiful

I mean, nothing against a manicured kitty here. I ain't complainin'.

I notice this kitty is fairly bald. 🤔

a woman with purple hair is holding a piece of duct tape in her hand ALT: a woman with purple hair is holding a piece of duct tape in her hand

Embrace your inner freak!

At least it wasn't a waterfall. . .💦

Never had that before. I may have to try it and see if I like it!

First, gotta find it, though. 😂

a white goat is making a funny face and says " i 'd be all over u like this " ALT: a white goat is making a funny face and says " i 'd be all over u like this "

*ahem*

Existence of GIFs like this let me know I'm not the only person on the planet with fucked up humor.