Some Dude

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Your brain was designed to get your through life on a savanna in the Serengeti, not deal with shitloads of information bombarding you on a screen.

Put down the phone. Turn off the computer. Go touch grass. You're not getting out of this life alive, so minimize your stress.

If you feel safe around any human being, you’re an idiot or you just have your head in the sand.

Human beings are by far the most dangerous animal on the planet capable of the most horrific shit.

You can peacefully go fuck yourself.

FUCKING. GOLD.

God some of these comments are delusional as all hell.

Either AOC or Jasmine Crockett I feel would wipe the floor with anyone else in 2028.

We need someone highly intelligent that isn’t afraid to throw down to teach Republicans to STFU and STFD. IMHO, that was Kamala’s downfall; she didn’t push the bully down and fight back; she chose the high road.

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Well. . .cute.

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Well played, well played.

Ugh. . .it's been SO long. 😭

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Me when my favorite coffee roastery posts a sign banning federal immigration agents.

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My actual reaction when I heard this revelation.

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Dragged the nostril across the seat to make sure and sniff as much ass juice with his cocaine as possible.

I suppose we should just be glad he didn't say something like "I used to snort cocaine out of a dead hooker's brown starfish."

The question is which one did you see first?

That'll tell you a lot about yourself. For example, I'm not in the mood for a book.

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I'm on bourbon 2, thanks.

I'm getting a jump on day drinking to beat my boss tomorrow.

I'm here all night. Tip your waitress (just the tip) and try the tortured baby cow. 🤷

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What did the masochist say to the sadist?

HURT ME HURT ME HURT ME!

What did the sadist say to the masochist?

Or. . .and hear me out here. . .

It's all three.

I have entered the stage of life where I need readers because my arms are too short to be able to read small print.

Didn't mind the great hair. Didn't mind the constantly cracking joints. Not real thrilled with the sight going downhill. 🙄

Some people really don't know when to shut the fuck up. 🙄

I miss when racists knew to keep their mouths shut and things were a little more interesting having to use your brain to figure out and deduce who was an asshole and who wasn't.

And it kept me from wanting to gratuitously shoot people. 🤷

I predict that in around 2 to 3 years, the illusion created by the AI bubble will shatter, the economy will crash as a result, and the billionaires will be insulated in their own little nation.

Hell, I'm honestly impressed that the Ruble has so little value that a trillion of them can be lost.

Russia's economy must be doing outstanding. 😏

This type of thing (seeing the universe in all it's different colors and spectra) makes we wish I could live forever, just to explore everything the universe had to offer.

Color vision - Wikipedia

That's a loaded question, but a "normal" eye (no colorblindness or vision degradation), around 10 million.

SAME. Ugh!

I need the roads to clear so I can ride my motorcycle, dammit!

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I wanna see a dancing drunk woman.

Just no vomiting. I have my kinks, but that ain't one of 'em. 💩

Rum and coffee to go with breakfast.

YUM!

Why can’t he give up on life like he has with Mars, his kids, and most of his other vanity projects?

Curious fat men are now curious. 😂

Nectar of the gods. ☕