Marta

Sarah Cracknell being one?

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This is an *incredibly* good idea.

I’ll make sure to say hello in Penryn!

Isn’t it what happened to Poland after WW2?

It drives me nuts. The Telegraph, Mail, Sun etc and the politicians they sponsor like Johnson, Farage, Cameron & Truss got everything they wanted for fourteen of the last fifteen years & only now, with Labour in power for *less than one*, do they acknowledge the damage they have done. It’s sick.

Wait, what? Sensible voters?!

My family in Poland was asking the same 🤯

The 50% drop in net migration just announced will surprise precisely nobody who has been paying attention to the issue, as opposed to exploiting and lying about it for clicks & votes. I doubt the stats will change the toxic narratives of the latter group, though.

The U.K. fishing industry - weaponised & then betrayed & then abandoned, by Johnson, Farage & the rest of them - is better off under Starmer’s deal than it was under Johnson’s. That’s not an opinion. It’s counting. Anyone claiming otherwise is a liar.

Love these!

I mistyped an email sign off as “all the bees” instead of “all the best”. I reckon I’m going to stick with it. I can’t think of anything negative that can possibly come of wishing someone all the bees.

Truro City: after years on the road history beckons for Cornwall’s former nomads The Tinners are back on home soil and four games away from a remarkable promotion to the fifth tier

Truro City: after years on the road history beckons for Cornwall’s former nomads

Happy birthday 🥳

WHAT THE HELL IS A SPOOZ OH MY GOD THINGS I DONT EVEN KNOW ABOUT ARE CRASHING

I am so very sorry, John ❤️

Don't look at your pension, whatever you do.

Welcome to Idiocracy.

Can u imagine this amount of coverage about the economic costs of Brexit?
Sigh.

I’ll be going deaf there too 🙋🏼‍♀️🥳

Raise your hand if you think a vote for Donald Trump last November was like the British people voting for Brexit AGAIN.

actually the funniest screengrab from the chat, imo

nice try Michael Waltz!! nice try!!! close but no cigar Michael Waltz!!

A tweet from "Covie" (@covie_93) that reads: "Speaker Mike Johnson from the great state of 'Louisnana' wants to get rid of the Department of Education." Below the tweet is an image of a large blue curtain featuring an emblem with a pelican and the words "SUPREME COURT" and "CONFIDENCE." The word "LOUISNANA" is prominently misspelled instead of "LOUISIANA." The mistake is highlighted with a red circle. In the foreground, three judges in black robes are seated at a table.

Can’t make this up.

Please consider including Cornwall gig next time 😜

Looking forward to Truro show 🤩

John Crace: What the hell just happened? From the ingeniously quick-witted John Crace comes a satirical memoir from the eyes of his beloved dog, Herbie. And as a Westminster veteran, boy does he…

All those living near Southampton. Tickets are selling fast for my event at Hedge End Theatre on March 28. Please do come.

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BREAKING: Kia’s official Instagram account in Norway just posted this..

I've never seen a nation torch its reputation the way Musk and Trump are torching that of the US. Every day they find a way to make a new segment of the world population detest them. Makes Brexit look like a PR triumph.

I’m guessing Trump believes Poland started WWII by invading Germany