Candace

Jiggle physics is top tier

Personally, would probably look better on you.

That is better than being told you have the same teeth as your older brother.

Casual fit to see Lilo & Stitch.

Happy Easter, everyone. #Easterbunny

She's a menace, but she is a damn cute menace.

The orange is amazing. Makes you look like a fiery she-demon in all the good ways.

You're going to get a lot of cucumber.

I'll take the cold over the random increase in heat. It went from 70s to 80s really quick here. Plus side, you look marvelous.

Thought I would wish everyone a Happy St. Patrick's Day while I eat my corned beef and cabbage. 🍀🇮🇪🍀

It's so pretty.

Always enjoy cuddle time with Squeaks. Makes me forget that she can be a devil with sharp claws and teeth.

Saw Captain America 4...👍 Good political-esque thriller with actions shotgunned into the movie, though odd how things are similar to what is going on in DC irl.

I can do both.

Love your fit. You look beautiful.

Might see it this week or next. I have heard positive reviews for it so far.

Potatoes are life. Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.

Squeaks is so cute when she's napping.

Went crazy with lunch. I made fried rice with shitake mushrooms and baby bok choy. Went a little heavy on the red pepper flakes. 🥢

I think Screech needs a dex for both his wives and wards.

Ok, melatonin dis the same for me. If it is stress, maybe some cannabis or even flicking the bean. Some fun before bed.

Do you yake Melatonin or Magnesium Glycinate to help? Magnesium helps me and I don't feel like crap at those 3AM potty wakes.

Getting through those cold Siberian winters.

I can't reach the zipper and may need a big, strong man to help.

Oh my...I may have the vapors.

You look and sound very appealing. But the vibrating penis scares me. You may want to take care of it.