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R. Kevin Garcia Doyle

@rkevingarciadoyle.bsky.social

Fictional Rock Star Actual Human (He/Him)

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Latest posts by rkevingarciadoyle.bsky.social on Bluesky

Trying to blame the Dems cutting off SNAP (while sitting on billons of available contingency funds) as his boss bulldozes the WH to build a ball room like Saddam's palace, sends $40 billion to bail out Argentines, and eats "gold adorned" brownies in Korea is not gonna work.

30.10.2025 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1009    πŸ” 335    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 18

If you need to explain to an idiot why Tolkien would have despised these goons, I have already grabbed a picture of the relevant passage (and I doubt I was the first):

29.10.2025 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2014    πŸ” 572    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 14

Going to the bathroom at 57 is like two minutes of doing my business and six minutes of asking my colon if it's sure it's done.

29.10.2025 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Moose lips sink ships.

28.10.2025 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Veni vidi LMFAO. They came, they party rocked, they apologized for party rocking, they retired.

28.10.2025 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Republicans are causing SNAP to be canceled and blaming democrats si they can get democrats to agree to massive increases in health insurance, so they can blame the democrats for that.

27.10.2025 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When I was a little kid,I knew there was a song called Live and Let Die, but i wasn't sure exactly how it went so for a while i was pretty sure it was (as I later learned) Take It To The Limit by The Eagles.

25.10.2025 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's not an original idea, but I'd love to see a production of A Midsummer Night's Dream where - instead of the head of a donkey - Bottom's head is replaced by actual buttocks.

24.10.2025 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Time stops when I'm looking at snacks in a convenience store.

24.10.2025 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

To hear Mark Elias say this is no joke. In the context of commentators on American democracy this is as serious as it gets. This man, champion fighter of democracy, not an alarmist, filtered, passions restrained, just told us: DOJ, FBI weaponized, Republicans openly trying to rig elections. 🚨 Fire!

24.10.2025 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 525    πŸ” 166    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 4

Sometimes, with certain songs, I touch the speakers so i can feel the music through my forearms and I just weep.

24.10.2025 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Trump: The Ronald Reagan Foundation has just announced that Canada has fraudulently used an advertisement, which is FAKE, featuring Ronald Reagan speaking negatively about Tariffs. The ad was for $75,000. They only did this to interfere with the decision of the U.S. Supreme Court, and other courts. TARIFFS ARE VERY IMPORTANT TO THE NATIONAL SECURITY, AND ECONOMY, OF THE U.S.A. Based on their egregious behavior, ALL TRADE NEGOTIATIONS WITH CANADA ARE HEREBY TERMINATED. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DJT
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10/23/25, 7:39 PM

Trump: The Ronald Reagan Foundation has just announced that Canada has fraudulently used an advertisement, which is FAKE, featuring Ronald Reagan speaking negatively about Tariffs. The ad was for $75,000. They only did this to interfere with the decision of the U.S. Supreme Court, and other courts. TARIFFS ARE VERY IMPORTANT TO THE NATIONAL SECURITY, AND ECONOMY, OF THE U.S.A. Based on their egregious behavior, ALL TRADE NEGOTIATIONS WITH CANADA ARE HEREBY TERMINATED. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DJT 1 ReTruth 3 Likes 10/23/25, 7:39 PM

Trump is pissed about an ad that Canada recently ran in the U.S. showing Ronald Reagan talking about tariffs in 1987.

β€œBased on their egregious behavior, ALL TRADE NEGOTIATIONS WITH CANADA ARE HEREBY TERMINATED.”

24.10.2025 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2119    πŸ” 567    πŸ’¬ 334    πŸ“Œ 379
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Random shuffle told a very short story today

23.10.2025 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's one of those "threw away my lunch bag and brought the cat litter bag to work by mistake" kinds of days

21.10.2025 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Business Insider headline reads: UPS is telling customers that their packages coming to the US are marked for destruction.

Business Insider headline reads: UPS is telling customers that their packages coming to the US are marked for destruction.

About a month ago, the Trump administration got rid of the de minimis exemption, whereby packages valued under $800 could slide in without import duties. Now there's a backlog as the government can't process all of this paperwork, leading to UPS just destroying packages

12.10.2025 04:59 β€” πŸ‘ 9539    πŸ” 3736    πŸ’¬ 218    πŸ“Œ 372
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Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.

Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...

10.10.2025 03:49 β€” πŸ‘ 19572    πŸ” 6072    πŸ’¬ 591    πŸ“Œ 1621
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Left photo: MAGA, BEFORE finding out the shooter’s identity

Right photo: MAGA, AFTER finding out the shooter’s identity

I can’t qwhite put my finger on what changed? πŸ€”

www.qasimrashid.com/p/a-white-ma...

12.09.2025 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1474    πŸ” 473    πŸ’¬ 70    πŸ“Œ 25

I guess the question everyone is asking themselves is how many Americans will Trump's national guard have to murder in Chicago in order for us to forget about the Epstein Files.

08.09.2025 03:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump’s mysterious disappearance from public raises new questions about Joe Biden’s advanced age

02.09.2025 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 5763    πŸ” 694    πŸ’¬ 87    πŸ“Œ 39

Stupid joke I recall from my youth.

Where's Beethoven?
He's Hayden.
Can you bring him Bach?
Yes, I think I can Handel that.

07.08.2025 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A β€œself-coup” is when a leader who gained power through legal means overturns the rule of law to seize dictatorial power. It’s what Ferdinand Marcos did in the Philippines. It’s what Bolsonaro tried to do in Brazil. It’s what Trump is doing now in the U.S.

02.08.2025 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1516    πŸ” 510    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 14
Herr Goebbels Angered By Anti-Nazi Wit

Comedians Banned For Humorous Remarks on Leaders

--The Montreal Star, 4 Feb 1939

Herr Goebbels Angered By Anti-Nazi Wit Comedians Banned For Humorous Remarks on Leaders --The Montreal Star, 4 Feb 1939

1939

26.07.2025 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 6828    πŸ” 2509    πŸ’¬ 96    πŸ“Œ 98
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FDA panel promotes misinformation on antidepressants during pregnancy, psychiatrists say Nearly all of the 10 panelists emphasized what they said were risks of the drugs. Some claimed, without evidence, that antidepressants don't work at all.

Some of the panelists invited by the FDA to discuss SSRIs and pregnancy claimed that antidepressants don't work at all and depression goes away on its own. One suggested that depression was not an illness, but rather a product of β€œwomen just naturally experiencing their emotions more intensely.”

21.07.2025 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 947    πŸ” 430    πŸ’¬ 83    πŸ“Œ 195
Mitchell and Webb: The New Fuhrer
YouTube video by CrystalRoseCreations Mitchell and Webb: The New Fuhrer

I'm thinking President Vance is going to have an experience akin to this guy when annoying 🍊 inevitably succumbs to congestive heart failure.

youtu.be/BYz1ADttI1g?...

16.07.2025 07:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Slurpee that can be slurped is not the true Slurpee.

12.07.2025 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Frogs, consider yourselves boiled.

05.07.2025 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just mistook my diet pepsi for my "shake vigorously before drinking" protein shake. The waiting begins....

03.07.2025 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They’re going to try to make you feel insane for opposing this war. They’ll ignore protests and downplay any opposition. They’ll try to strongarm you into submission.

They did it with Iraq and they’ll do it again.

And then a few years later they’ll pretend they were with you all along.

22.06.2025 04:28 β€” πŸ‘ 11709    πŸ” 2744    πŸ’¬ 163    πŸ“Œ 103

the administration don’t think the budget bill or the iran bombing will be popular. they don’t really have a plan for becoming popular again. it might not be possible. this is just them doing the things they wanted to do, while they can

22.06.2025 05:03 β€” πŸ‘ 4047    πŸ” 682    πŸ’¬ 95    πŸ“Œ 50

Personally I am unfamiliar with any legitimate activity that requires switching license plates, which by the way is illegal.

21.06.2025 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 19427    πŸ” 6539    πŸ’¬ 545    πŸ“Œ 176

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