Daniel Kelley

The Deepest Fantasy Football Sleepers for 2025 It's not that the sleeper is dead, it's just harder to find these days. Daniel Kelley offers up some super-deep sleepers for fantasy football in 2025.

The fantasy football sleeper isn't dead, you just gotta look harder. For @ftnfantasy.com today, the deepest sleepers of the year. Only players outside the top 250 of ADP eligible! ftnfantasy.com/nfl/the-deep...

Dreamt last night that I was on death row for a crime I hadn’t committed. People around me were like “Don’t worry, I’m sure your family is working on your appeals.” Only I knew they weren’t because I hadn’t told them so I wouldn’t bother them with my troubles.

How’s that for diagnosable.

I think it’s weird and funny that my BlueSky timeline is absolutely full of jokes and people dunking on that Trump photo, yet it’s not in my Twitter timeline at all.

*I* believed

It believed until a lot older than I'm proud to admit that the Arch went over the Mississippi and connected two states. I don't know why I thought that.

I've been practicing.

I guess Shea Langeliers

“And how many times have you been carjacked, senator?”

This Rangers season is getting increasingly frustrating.

Missed this law when it passed, but with Kentucky schools starting tomorrow, I realized that all public schools are required to observe a “1- to 2-minute moment of silence” every school day for “prayer, meditation or silent reflection,” and that’s the dumbest shit of all time.

“You shouldn’t be in here.”
“Okay, I’ll leave.”
“No that’s not okay either.”

I figure if spam’s gonna text me, I’ll get weird with it.

Including thoughts on all 30 teams, from the incredible Brewers to the incredible-in-a-whole-different-way Rockies. ftnfantasy.com/mlb/mlb-powe...

I assuredly have it, but thank you.

Keaton Mitchell would be a De’Von Achane-esque star if he were on about 16 other teams.

@briesmith.xyz I can’t decide whether to click through to see how this went from A to B or just enjoy the weirdness.

Furthest I've been:

N: London
E: Rome
S: Ocho Rios, Jamaica
W: Amarillo, Texas

My list kinda peters out at the end, huh

Gonna write a scifi baseball movie where a guy realizes he's in a weird alternate universe when he sees that Josh Naylor is on pace for 118 steals.

8 steals in 11 games with Seattle. Whatever, man, sure.

dude, your soda and your boots rock

Paul Skenes leads MLB with a 2.02 ERA, but Nathan Eovaldi is just 4 innings shy of qualifying right now, and he's at a 1.38. That's freaking incredible.

Right, no shade (or not much, I guess) to the parents, but all the shade to Acosta.

There ain't enough Fuck This in the world.

The Best Fantasy Football Draft Pick on Each NFL Team for 2025 Finding the best fantasy value on each team is a good way to get your draft prep going. Daniel Kelley offers up his take on all 32 teams.

On @ftnfantasy.com today, I went through every NFL roster to find the best fantasy pick each team has to offer. ftnfantasy.com/nfl/the-best...

I’m not sure Kyle Allen is gonna make it as a starter.

Merrill Kelly does help this

Three-headed dragon where the Astros and Mariners are intimidating and the Rangers adding Danny Coulombe are the doofy one.

Checking in on trade deadline hauls in the AL West!

Exactly one attempt since the start of the pandemic

Carlos Correa's stolen bases by year is hilarious: 14-13-2-3-1-0-0-0-0-0-0. It's like he tried it and decided "Nope, not for me, done with that."

My phone tried to autocorrect labubu to panini. I know what those are.