Alex

I really need to start posting over here more often especially since the other site is run by an actual nazi

Alex dressed in a blue leotard, gray crop top, gray leggings, blue striped socks and white high top converse. Her hair is curly and she’s doing a cosplay of Lisa from Weird Science.

A photo of Lisa from Weird Science wearing a gym outfit leotard, leggings and socks.

Drop and give me 20 😈

*yawn* so anyways, that was a long nap

"unexplained flying lights in minnesota," "mysterious drones over new jersey," "pilots report ufo in oregon" it's santa dumbass

If you don’t want to read Edgar Allan Poe together by lantern light in a lighthouse on the Irish coast during a full moon, then please don’t classify yourself as “marriage material.”

This movie gets me every time.

thank you 🥹 I’m so excited

every SINGLE line in you're a mean one Mr Grinch is a battle ender. a diss track so scathing that the Grinch didn't even respond

I’m at a point in my life where my fucks to give run out really quick with people.

“What radicalised you” the humming noise from fluorescent lights

ISO guy with a smile that could light up a ceo

I do have a moving company, I just don’t want to load my plants on the truck because I worry they’ll get damaged or freeze

Hockey really cooked with the penalty box. Need more adult time out, tbh

If you want to treat your favourite #sexworker to something special this holiday, don’t just get them a sexy gift.

Get that #wishlist item they need, pay for groceries, or pay a bill. Not only is it useful, it will help them feel seen as a human and not as just a pleasure dispenser 🖤

“I dream of never being called strong again. I’m exhausted by strength. I want love. I want understanding. Not patted on the back for how well I take a hit.”

Ima hold your hand when I say this.

You’re not getting old. You just don’t stretch. 🌚

I like to keep warm cozy lighting in my home year round, but yeah the colorful little bulbs twinkling just hit different 🥹

We can share the polite replies back and forth, only subtly hinting at the darkness it would be inappropriate to discuss for such a moment, and all I wanna know is have we sufficiently delved buddy

If you are looking for Literary Men, we are the Manliest Literary Magazine. We love dicks and balls and hair and nachos

I really wish the world would stop being a bad cyberpunk novel.

All I want for Christmas is ewe.

thank you!

*extreme mortal Kombat voice*

FINISH ME

hello, 911? yes, there are a bunch of people here and they are absolutely DEMANDING some figgy pudding

they hate us cause they ain’t us