Gavin Eddings

I have! I liked it until the end

Trust me, I'd rather do The Substance.

We appreciate the shout out and I'm sure reddit will hate us lol

My favorite insult people try to insult me with online is when they put "comedian" in quotes.
Like, sir, I will happily produce a 1099 from the Dayton Funny Bone for $150.

Nope, you said you got it 😁

I literally couldn't remember if I had sent it or not. In our episode for The Witch I think I said I still needed to send it lol

Y'all can still watch Tiktok's from two weeks ago on Reels. #tiktok

Sent you a message on Patreon! And welcome!

Are using the Patreon app, or a browser on your phone/computer? The app can be the worst.

Optimus Prime hearing Transformers are being blown due to the ice storm:

Do I have some news for you youtube.com/live/eH0llfx...

I wish everyone with bright ass headlights would cheat on Carrie Underwood.

That sounds cool as hell!

Therapist: Did you ever consider that you may have something that someone else is looking for...

Me(cutting off my therapist): No

Therapist: Really?

Me: Yeah, never crossed my mind.

Therapist: Oh...
*furiously writes on notepad*

People with Punisher skulls on their truck think they're badass until I approach them and start a 6 hour discussion about Garth Ennis' run on the book.

Late Night Tip is a vibe.

Ben Folds' "Brick" is a Day After Christmas song.

I WANNA SEE SOME FUCKING DRAGONS!

If you meet your significant other on BlueSky, you're legally obligated to get married at the library.

I did my best 😭

What cool bands did you discover this year? I'm very happy to have discovered Hot Mulligan.

I have the opposite of a foot fetish. I hate feet so much I switched to the metric system.

I wanna start a reality show called "Laryngitis." It'd be for everyone who lost The Voice. 🎤

As you get older, you often hope someone really is just burning toast.

Tonight's a big bar night for dudes who still wear their letterman's jacket.

I do a horror movie podcast called They’re Coming To Get You. We have over 100 episodes. Here are a few of our recent ones.

200 active and engaged BlueSky followers is the equivalent of 2.4 million followers on Twitter.

The best part of this time of year is everyone sharing how many different holiday things can murder your pets.

Hot Take: Law and Order SVU seasons got better and more consistent AFTER Stabler left (but I still love Christopher Meloni).

a man with a beard is praying with his hands together in a room . ALT: a man with a beard is praying with his hands together in a room .

Kohls when they see my flannel and cardigan lovin' ass comin' in the week of Thanksgiving.