Ellen Bardash

DE Supreme Court just reversed rescission of Elon Musk's pay package at Tesla. courts.delaware.gov/Opinions/Dow...

THERE WAS AN EVIDENTIARY HEARING WITH AN EXPERT WITNESS TESTIFYING ABOUT TUCKER'S ANXIETY

See most recent excerpt I added to the thread—looks like being a sentient being gives the court jurisdiction. But if someone wants to appeal so I can cover a Supreme Court argument all about Tucker...

Someone put this on a t-shirt

The court is very thorough

VC David gets an entry in the unofficial Delaware Footnote Hall of Fame

Amazing

The Court of Chancery spends a lot of time deciding cases that involve multi-billion-dollar deals. Its equity jurisdiction means it also gets to decide things like who should keep Tucker the Goldendoodle (don't worry, he's not getting cut in half) courts.delaware.gov/Opinions/Dow...

Are we 100% sure the government shutdown is not just a ruse to let federal employees watch playoff baseball?

I would like to present this footnote from Magistrate Wright with no context.

(Full opinion here: courts.delaware.gov/Opinions/Dow...)

Fall 2020 (just moved to Philly): I suppose I should try to watch an Eagles game

Fall 2025: I think each Eagles player deserves to spit on one member of the opposing team every game without consequences

This makes sense as Delaware is notoriously a state that doesn't have any practicing lawyers and doesn't ever have lawyers from other states file briefs in any of its courts

To Litigate or Legislate? The Texas Approach to Building Corporate Law | Law.com In an interplay that mirrors the current goings-on in Delaware, questions remain about how much say Texas legislators should have in shaping business law, and how much should be left to the courts.

My latest for Litigation Daily: some thoughts on how Texas and Delaware compare in the relationship between their business courts and legislatures.

One of Ohio's two great road trip landmarks (the other is the Hell is Real sign)

Meet the water sommeliers: they believe H₂O can rival wine – but would you pay £19 a bottle? A restaurant in the English county of Cheshire has launched a water menu, as have a number of US establishments. Is it really possible, though, to tell one terroir from another?

Ashamed to admit that's more than I pay for wine (so, no) www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

area man beats sandwich crime charge, will not be sub-poenaed

a man in a suit and tie is saying let 's go . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying let 's go .

He could be the one to get to the bottom of who's in the Epstein files

Look I know from experience prisons will do anything to keep media out, but now that Jen Shah, Elizabeth Holmes and Ghislaine Maxwell are all in the same prison Bravo should have at least made some phone calls floating a new Housewives franchise

Clearway Safe Harbor Constitutionality Briefing Continues With Amici Bid From Law Professors | Law.com In question is a pair of certified questions over the legality of "safe harbor provisions" added to the Delaware General Corporation Law earlier this year. The academics agree with the argument agains...

I put together an update on what's been going on with the constitutional challenge to SB 21 since the Supreme Court agreed to consider it in June.

Imagining a good CMS experience brought me the closest I've ever been to having any interest in seeing any superhero movie

well well well, looks like there IS something AI can't do better than I can

NYTimes headline reading "NYC Mass Shooting Was Nearly Impossible to Prevent, Experts Say"

Onion headline: 'No Way to Prevent This,' Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens'

THEY LITERALLY DID THE ONION HEADLINE

Time spent on today's commute so far: one hour. 24 blocks to go.

I would also not be risking heat stroke to sit in a cubicle three days a week but you could argue the risk keeps things exciting. I won't, but you could.

Sure the decline of SEPTA means every day it takes me longer to get to the office I have to go to for no discernible reason, but if it were fully functional or I worked from home I wouldn't have walked past the man who yelled angrily that he liked my dress this morning. Balance

Does every Uber driver in Philadelphia have a broken AC in their car or do I just have horrible luck? I'm too sweaty of a person for this even when it's not 90 degrees

Will: Endeavor Filings 'Slinging Wild Accusations' Reflect Trend in Delaware's Bar | Law.com Vice Chancellor Lori W. Will said at the beginning of a hearing Tuesday that she would not condone the accusations Abrams & Bayliss and Rolnick Kramer Sadighi attorneys have leveled against each other...

VC Will said during yesterday's hearing that she has concerns about civility within the Chancery bar: "Some of the very sad public food fighting that we've recently seen on social media, even among senior members of our bar, is starting to bleed into court filings." www.law.com/delbizcourt/...

I've gotta say, VC Cook really reeled me in with this opening line (from courts.delaware.gov/Opinions/Dow...)

I went totally offline while on vacation all last week and today am dealing with the aftermath: literally 700 unread emails

Perpetually unclear why TSA at PHL is designed to give every passenger the experience of Ralphie in A Christmas Story being told "Hey, kid! The line ENDS here. It BEGINS there" by someone gesturing to a 1/4 mile long single file line