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i don’t want to be on bluesky but i don’t want to be on twitter but i need a secret third thing

Read this tweet out loud and my furniture started floating

Finished “Veep” and now I’m kind of sad

Tweet from furby Hancock: Waiter: so how is everything? Me: great! Waiter: (disgusted) even war?

being on bluesky

Haven’t showered in a year 🤦‍♀️

Feeling so miserable #yourenotavibebro

hi

uncredited actor, unpublished writer

too old to be mickey... that's michael

So ace you’re hurting my feelings

she's mad af 😐

Like what do you mean you’re calling me at 7am to have a meeting at 8am… we work a 9 to 5…. NINE…. 😞😞

I say “co worker” but they’re like “superior” to me bc of their department 😞

Genuinely sad and I’m not really kicking it with new co worker

genuinely in love with oomf who doesn't know me.......

Love how this app feels like when your tweet gets zero likes and you still keep tweeting anyway. The indomitable human spirit.

just listened to it and it was so bad

im lowkey one of the three people that gave a fuck about that paul mccartney rhianna kanye song

i actually can thank god but like i will complain out loud

doing christmas shopping realizing i can't even afford the thought that counts

and i want you so bad like....

i think i like this khia life

OHHH

a girl is sitting in a stadium looking at the camera with a tiktok watermark on the bottom right ALT: a girl is sitting in a stadium looking at the camera with a tiktok watermark on the bottom right

Boss got engaged today let’s hope she’s still in a good mood on Monday cause I forgot to do something she asked me to do last tuesday

how do you see this

also if i followed you there and i haven't here let me know i'm very slow

This is me btw…

Bored as hell and my body hurts like what’s the point