Cartoon by Adam Zyglis

Picture of police guarding a Tesla dealership.

Too bad Uvalde Elementary didn’t sell Teslas.

He’s a jagoff

WANTED: Texas baptist pastor, Timothy Nall, who was charged with sexually assaulting a child in 2023, has now been charged for sexually assaulting another child.
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This is what we mean when we say rainbow washing.

When you forget to switch to your burner account

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Law & Order writers right now.
Yall already know this will be an episode next season.

Say Goodnight…to your Medicare and Medicaid benefits.

That Morning Joe statement was true for about 1 Scaramucci

Annual morbidity in the 20th century, before and after vaccines:

Measles:
Before: 530,000, After: 47

Mumps:
Before: 160,000, After: 429

Rubella:
Before: 50,000, After: 3

Diphtheria:
Before: 20,000, After: 2

Smallpox:
Before: 30,000, After: 0

Polio:
Before: 16,000, After: 0

Mud slide!!!

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Pete Wentz called and said you stole his guyliner