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To be honest, we would have done better if EVERY OTHER MATCH WASNT A FUCKING MIRROR MATCH

19.02.2024 01:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I fought bravely on Team Saturday. May the results fall in our favour.

19.02.2024 01:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

I just want to warn people *not* to submit batman x joker slash from wattpad to this portal. the people who work on this project do not deserve to have to read badly written Sonic the Hedgehog mpreg stories or entire novels about Cobra Commander's steamy affair with Optimus Prime. This is serious.

17.02.2024 19:25 — 👍 196    🔁 70    💬 3    📌 1

Going online and making the same noises the guy in doom 64 makes when he falls in acid for three hours straight

17.02.2024 21:19 — 👍 158    🔁 22    💬 4    📌 0

a cartoony portrait of several lounging cats.

they are Looking

17.02.2024 21:07 — 👍 438    🔁 98    💬 4    📌 1

Headline of linked article “Tennessee deputy found dead after making first arrest, patrol vehicle recovered from river” which fails to mention a second death occurred in the vehicle

MEIGS COUNTY, Tenn. -- The body of a Tennessee deputy was found Thursday after he went missing following his first-ever arrest. His patrol vehicle and the body of the woman he arrested were also recovered from a river, authorities said. Meigs County Deputy Robert "R.J." Leonard's remains were being taken to a medical examiner's office. Leonard's vehicle was pulled from the Tennessee River earlier on Thursday, in an area on the border of Meigs and Hamilton counties, officials said. A body believed to be that of the female arrestee has been recovered from the backseat of the vehicle, according to Hamilton County Sheriff Austin Garrett.

One of the deputy's last communications was a text to his wife that said, "Arrest," Johnson said. "His wife texted back and said, 'That's good' or 'That's great,'" Garrett said at a press briefing earlier on Thursday. "We know that his phone did not evidently receive that text."

Alternate headline:

Innocent woman is killed by rookie cop suspected of texting and driving; officer also dies

abc7.com/tennessee-de...

17.02.2024 21:07 — 👍 1776    🔁 445    💬 42    📌 20

Treasure Chests xkcd.com/2895

17.02.2024 15:22 — 👍 1975    🔁 246    💬 17    📌 6

Kanopy - Stream Classic Cinema, Indie Film and Top Documentaries kui

I feel like not enough people know about Kanopy. If you have a library card you can stream a ton of great movies for free. It’s awesome.

17.02.2024 17:30 — 👍 585    🔁 214    💬 31    📌 24

The CDC has announced that getting sick is the result of divine judgment and it is sheer human arrogance to think we can avoid it

17.02.2024 18:11 — 👍 1916    🔁 375    💬 22    📌 14

Man if you want someone to play Splat 3 with I'm also looking for people to play with.

17.02.2024 18:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Plus like I just don't have any friends to play with or share my achievements with, so why even bother playing at all?

17.02.2024 13:38 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Oh yeah Free Palestine btw.

07.02.2024 12:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I never really had Twitter so I have no idea what's normal here. Heard you can show balls and shaft tho so that's nice.

07.02.2024 12:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Best part about this app is that I can talk shit about my roommate. Worst part is that I'm shyyyy

07.02.2024 12:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Me: oh I hope I get to work as an illustrator one day, that would be the dream 🥰
Working as an illustrator:

07.02.2024 11:09 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

somehow e621 got unblocked from out work internet so the question is not why or how but who

04.02.2024 20:44 — 👍 15    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0