Just A Comet

Gonna be funny when he needs to delist it after it turns out to be woke

Keiko asking Data to tell O’Brien that she’s canceling the wedding is the 24th century equivalent of asking ChatGPT to write a breakup letter.

Living wage? What of the laughing wage. How much is the loving wage. Tell me that

ALAN!

Important to note ICE tends to drop off detainees before 9 a.m. and after 6 p.m., which is why people were protesting at 5 a.m. to begin with. It's not because waking up at 4 a.m. was a convenient time for protesters!

Ok, but what if we got Four O'Clock?

like!!! we KNOW that it is a small number of weirdos with outsized influence who want to ban books, but it's always nice to get a confirmation

well everyone has their favorite bari weiss story but mine is when she put a target on the back of a poet in a besieged city/country and then he was assassinated by the military occupation she does propaganda for

“Can AI suffer?”

No, but I can, having to sit through your shitty ideas

For all of the people who want to know about suing the federal government:

Google "sovereign immunity." Then Google "qualified immunity." Then you'll understand why fixing so much of what we see requires defunding the police.

This was counterbalanced by having to explain Paradise By The Dashboard Light after it was an answer at trivia.

i think people often make the mistake of thinking that rightwingers meltdown at different things like netflix not because they want the approval of mass culture, but they actually just want total top down control of the flow of information

It’s 2037 and my microwave is prompting me to download the Hot Pocket Plus Pass for $9.99 a month

FBI in its large adult son era

K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.... • 3h All I want is a politician that says "this is unequivocally wrong and here's what l'm doing to stop it," it's not complicated!!! @eriktheginger.bsky.social It actually is. This is a silly, childish position on your part. But don't take my word for it. Google Neville Chamberlain.

just let the mods destroy this place at this point

*Newt voice*
They mostly respect women. Mostly.

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Look, even love has its limits

I'm just happy to see evidence that love truly can conquer anything (in this case, Grace's hatred of video games and video game culture)

Our second amendment jurisprudence is so fucked when the question that our Supreme Court feels a burning need to ask is "is it constitutional for a state to say that you need people's explicit permission to take a gun on their privately owned property"?

As an Office hater, let me say: this is an insult to Michael Scott

FEATURING A PRE-VERONICA MARS LOGAN ECHOLLS!

Extra funny* for Kelly, who had achieved mainstream acceptance! She distanced herself from Trump and got a plum gig at NBC. But she just couldn’t contain her true nature and got fired over the stupidity racist complaint ever.

*But not in a fun, laughing way, more of a mirthless chuckle.

not joking whatsoever: a lot of those men see this as a "legal" way to abuse women

Unilateral control of the U.S. government ignoring the law to make their wildest dreams come true and it's just not enough because all these people really want is a seat at the cool kids' table.

Stasi.

The American Stasi.

I wish that weren't hyperbole.