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A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.

This style of light doesn't really appear in animation anymore. You know it when you see it -- it's bright, hot and almost dangerous.

Our new issue explores the tricks behind it, and how one artist has revived the look for the digital age: animationobsessive.substack.com/p/dangerous-...

Drawing of a puppy holding a heart with a heart background, with the caption; "Some puppy loves you"

Some puppy loves you

Funniest possible pair of people to pick together lol

The cops who killed Dexter Reed have been cleared on all but 1 allegation as the city watchdog closes its probe. blockclubchi.co/4tE5YJ8

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A 3D render of Tails, from 'Sonic R' on the SEGA Saturn.

At least now i know why i had shared a skin complexion with a lobster for so long :D i have some weird allergies but not this rare... I look ultra sketchy running from horse mounted policemen but just their presence is deadly for me (the horse, not the cop, usually)

Im glad the specialist was able to figure something out for you, even if it is a tough acceptance of such a diagnosis, the relief must have been so palpable when you finally felt well again, my allergies were mostly lifelong but i hit 30 and then my body just turned the dial to 100

This is an incredible story, thank you so much for sharing, im so sorry for what a terrifying time it must have been trying to figure out what was causing such a life threatening reaction, and sorry you also experience the bargaining from ppl that think an allergy can be cheated like a diet 😢

So many people share love via food, and it sucks to always have to reject it, can never go to restaurants, can never eat "easy" etc... Is it an allergy like to plastic/pesticides or types of food?

Are you willing to share more about your allergies? After i got sick, i decided i want to go into biology after i finish my current degree, because i want to try to research food allergies/infectious diseases, because it really is so horrible, i know its not the end of the world but...

Holy crap i love monkies and soup... Made just for me...

But eating like that and getting food poisoning so much is almost certainly why i have a longterm food related sickness now, im certain, i had no clue the dangers of such a processed and monotonous diet when i was young

I actually moved to europe (czech republic) quite some time ago, but i was living in illinois before, but i very much appreciate the offer, part of my desire to grow food is how bad my food options were in the us (i just ate ramen noodles/rice/cereal to save money 😅)

I recently got sick in a way where im now very limited on what i can eat (histamine intolerance) so i feel you, i hope to grow just a little to share since apartment farmer should have modest expectations... :D also Freshly picked tomato is a divine experience lol

Thanks for the reply, i am quite ignorant on farm life so hope to help more in a way which is actually helpful and not just what i perceive would be helpful if that makes sense :D yes currently available produce/meat in large groceries is so bad... Not just taste but health concern :(

Do you get good return from selling at farmers markets or is there some other better way to buy direct besides making a very long commute?

I remember being like 11 and being flabberghasted people put really info in those surveys you filled out for like coupons etc. Yea hi my name is poop fart

Need that pig stat thats so cute

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a watercolor of a cute animal airplane

the petliner... yay

Google with AI buttons

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I made a filterlist for uBlock Origin to remove Generative AI features on websites. Includes blocks for
* Google AI Summaries
* YouTube Ask button & chat summaries
* GitHub Copilot
* Facebook AI chat
* X's Grok buttons
* Deviantart DreamUp
* Booru AI images
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“They want to go about their lives and to enjoy life without being recognized as kidnappers and abusers in their community,” Riley said. “We identify ICE and DHS agents for the same reasons we identify any violent, dangerous people intent on doing harm. They have chosen to prey on the community.”

This photograph taken in an undisclosed location shows a newly discovered arthropod -- a family that includes modern-day crabs and insects – called Fuxianhuiid, which had the gut still preserved.

🇨🇳 Almost a hundred new animal species that survived a mass extinction event half a billion years ago have been discovered in a small quarry in China, scientists revealed Wednesday.
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Wouldve also preferred the horse