The cherry on top was the gaggle of old ladies asking me if my cane uses sonar, and when I told them it did not, they insisted that other blind people did in fact have sonar canes that vibrated. It was all so cringe, now I just hope the church turns into a Trader Joe’s.

Went to a community event to save the Fort Washington collegiate Church and campus where they waited until at least 2/3 left to share the ask, which didn’t include place/time. Told people to checkthe website for updates despite 150 members in 1 room, nobody thought to have a contact sheet going.

Toddler asked us today to give him a big brother, but only if he could run fast and talk good. We told him those were going to be up charges so No can do

Thinking about starting a LinkedIn Vlog because I’m too fucking lazy to write things down but think there are some good conversations to be had. Thoughts?

We got my son a remote control megalodon monster truck which goes fast as shit, but mostly my husband just uses it to chase me around the house and attack my ankles. It is the talk of the playground now, so we definitely nailed it

Is this thing on