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Interesting how all the Christmas commercials this year are about looming mortality. That’s a freebie for one of you Substack hogs. Enjoy

i’m sorry babe i love you!!!!

don't listen to anyone telling you to touch grass. becoming mildly popular on a microblogging platform fixed all of my problems forever with no downsides

i think people are downplaying the harm of the Carter administration for the same reason Oppenheimer is known as the guy who REGRETTED building the bomb; knowing that just SOME of our oppressors are human enough to feel guilty is the most comfort we can receive from them while under the systems boot

announcing for all to hear that i've got the malaise of centuries of ancestors wailing in my bones only to realize it's just time for breakfast

my cybertruck is on fire and everyone is pointing and laughing at me and pelting me with items from their pockets and bags?

went to a coffee shop today and ordered a bowl of cinnamon toast crunch

Deborah Hocking illustration of a hedgehog reading a book in a hollow log lit by a glowing mushroom

How I'm trying to be

i can’t stop

good morning bluesky! i brought an umbrella today!

safe inside from this queer ass rain

just saw the cutest fucking midget at the coffee shop today

wearing jeans while having a huge fat hanging throbbing cock is incredibly uncomfortable, but it’s a cross im willing to bear

The dumbest most evil motherfuckers on the planet took over the internet. We're going back to hanging out under bridges for cybergoth raves

thursday!

you know it’s a slow sports news day when the lead story is a wnba player getting arrested for domestic violence

my best friends took me to see oppy last night for my birthday. i got a hotdog

they found every black person they could for that color purple remake

i wish i was laying next to someone who i knew cared about me and they would hold me and let me cry and not make me explain why i’m crying

they had a two drink minimum on credit cards

waiting for the fucking street car and a cone fell in the middle of the track while torrential rain came pouring down and me and this other person were stranded, standing under a tiny ass shelter why we stared at the streeecar praying it’ll rescue us from this misfortune

what a week for me!

the way that i can talk myself into and out of and then back into getting high with people should be studied

i’m sitting at a sports bar and this guy comes up and says, “i’ll have the queer beer!” the bartender hands him a bud light

i swear, if we just gave netflix their own local cable channel, and their own local news station, and a place they could deliver the majority of their programming over the air, that would end the streaming wars

that south african retard!

elon fucking suspended by twitter account

the departed might be the best super hero movie of all time

platoon might be one of the best movies i’ve ever seen