Depeche Median

But frankly, if your business is entirely run on Stealing Things That Don't Belong To You And Selling Them, I'm fine with you not having a business anymore.

"We'll negotiate on healthcare after we reopen the government" is the most obvious wallet inspector line ever even if you weren't dealing with someone whose entire career was telling people he was the wallet inspector and taking their wallets

so theres a possibility the attorney general has seen evidence the president raped children and now the entire republican party is helping to cover it up?

It’s a "crisis" when immigrants "take jobs away", but "innovation" when machines do. Funny.

Gonna be thinking about this lede for a minute.

Justin J. Pearson of the 'Tennessee Three' Has Had It With 'Mediocrity' -- So He's Running for Congress

Justin J. Pearson — the 30-year-old Memphis representative and member of the “Tennessee Three” who protested gun violence — has announced a bid to primary 76-year-old Democrat Steve Cohen for a seat in the U.S. House.

End of a thread. Gonna lose it with these non-specific calls to action.

Blue state governors and legislators can create their own militias / guards, they can pay people to document ICE, they can work with local governments to shut off water, electricity and transport for ICE facilities.

The situation in America is not great. www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...

Nation Schedules Recurring Monthly Benefit Concert To Streamline Tragedy Response Process

Nation Schedules Recurring Monthly Benefit Concert To Streamline Tragedy Response Process https://theonion.com/nation-schedules-recurring-monthly-benefit-concert-to-s-1819580392/

For those of us in higher education this company has snaked its way into our institutions—and this is the kind of care and thought they put into the risks of their products.
Do you imagine our students are safe with these people?

"Look, the President clearly has some kind of dementia" should be how Democrats begin every single comment to reporters these days.

when Reuters (reuters!) does the most straightforward, bloodless, nonpartisan headline possible and still comes up with: www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...

Yup, the only possible solution for this is the 82nd Airborne.

Mascot rave actually seems like an incredibly effective tactic. There's absolutely no way to spin that the dancing unicorn was threatening.

Trans rights and migrants safety? Meh

My flight might be canceled? WHAT

EJI Announces the Opening of Elevation in Montgomery, Alabama We are pleased to announce today's Phase One opening of Elevation.

Elevation Convening Center and Hotel is now open to guests in Montgomery. This research center, convening space, art gallery, and theater with overnight accommodations will provide comfort to the thousands that visit our Legacy Sites.

Presented by Tate Patrons 2009

Martin Creed, Work No. 203: EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE ALRIGHT, 1999
https://botfrens.com/collections/14375/contents/1133992

“.. I think they are absolutely struggling to figure out how they are going to get out of this.”

@politico.com #Shutdown
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

Kim Jong Un in giant pants.

Oscar Issac looking at some kind of electronic tablet.

Oscar Isaac in giant pants.

IR, comparative, theory

Of course getting upset about a country song seems fairly normal for someone struggling with dementia.

It's arguably the most important sentence in the entire Constitution!

Tariff revenue is operating like ship money did for Charles I, when he tried to rule England without Parliament. Like the US, only the legislature could legitimately tax the people, but Charles used innovative abuses of his powers to raise & spend money as he wanted

(He later lost his crown & head)

This is personalism. It's the Charles I scenario -- the king rules without the a legislature and simply taxes and spends in whatever way he feels like.

Impeach, remove, disqualify.

Klobuchar: "I went over there this morning and there are actually more statues of deceased Republican leaders than there are Republican House members over there right now."

a sleeping beagle on a cat window perch with his head hanging off the side and one ear draped over a cart handle

Ooh, I have one of those. He managed this piece of art last week. That’s a cat window perch he’s sleeping on.

This is Eeyore. He led a sheriff's deputy to his grandma after she fell during their walk. We are awarding him the incredibly rare 15/10 (FB: OkaloosaSheriff)

Hirono: "I have to conclude that, since no wrongdoing was determined, that Homan kept the money. And I hope he will put that on his tax returns as income."

Someone in a frog costume facing down a line of police in riot gear

George Orwell’s Animal Crossing

correct