iWon’tBendTheKnee

The thing about lying so explicitly and emphatically before is that we get to not believe anything you say after that, Howard.

What a load of horseshit. But Navarro is absolutely rocking that orange raccoon look.

If you think caffeine is worse for you than dead animal flesh and bacteria-laden raw cow milk, you probably deserve every joyless moment of the life you live.

Wonder if Bob Kennedy the Lesser opens his AA sharing with “I’m Bobby and I’m on ferments.”

My moral compass points to “if we’re putting toddlers in concentration camps, we’re the bad guys.”

They appear to have spared no expense on wardrobe and set design. No expense whatsoever.

Don’t know much more about him than what I saw tonight, but I hope with all my heart that Bad Bunny is half as good a guy as he seems to be. The hater’s loss is entirely their own.

In fairness, that ear was not ultra processed.

I aspire to oven lift like that. Fantastic

Beeyoootiful. Gorgeous.

Fun fact: The divorce scene in the Kid Rock show was an actual divorce showing a wife leaving her conservative husband.

“It’s not over.”

Yeah, Chris. It was over even before that touchdown. Have you actually been watching this game, dude?

Carveout for the Redfin Rocket Mortgage ad

Look it ain’t over til it’s over but this one’s over

Wait. You mean Trump didn’t watch the Kid Rock halftime show? 😂😂😂

Knowing how miserable it made him exponentially increased the joy bad bunny created

Nope. They aren’t.

His reaction is absolutely the cherry on top of a perfect halftime sundae

Does Collinsworth remember that Brady no longer plays for the Patriots so he’s not automatically required to cape for them?

Sorry, Pats fans. But Seattle deserves to win this game. They are a force

the halftime show is a master class in joy as resistance

Puerto Ricans dancing on electrical poles is about as big a political statement you could make at a Super Bowl halftime show. The only way that could have been more explicit is if Bad Bunny started tossing rolls of paper towels to the dancers

Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous

Sure as fuck not gonna listen to Kerry Underwood screech after THAT halftime show

Saying “God bless America” then naming off the countries of the Americas was a message even my non-Spanish-speaking ass understood. Fantastic show

Exactly. Unreal

The camera choreography alone during the halftime show was worth the price of admission. Then the show itself…whew

I hear MAGA heads exploding across the land and it sounds like freedom

The ads for Olympics coverage are longer than NBC’s Olympics coverage itself.

They say he’s richer than god