Beef Bastard

Can’t be real, where’s the 200lb difference?

This whole obscuring my date of birth by writing “late 20s” in my bio thing is gonna completely stop working the moment I change it to “30s” exactly two days from now (09/12/25)

Yes?

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I’m more of a youtu.be/kiuCddVwNow cow

LMAO, me neither honestly

good morning!

I plan to yeah

Well I know what I’m doing tomorrow morning

And one other kind of day too 🇫🇷

(Monday)

sweet jesus

You have deltarune muted because you don’t want spoilers, I have deltarune muted because undertale fans are annoying. We are not the same

(2022)

someone had better clean that up!!

how does someone with totally-not-ADHD finish or even make consistent progress on their projects? asking for totally-not-me

umm why are you so fat 🤨

these are *ridiculously* good

you know, there's just enough room for a Miltank to fit between your belly and the bed - interesting!

I'm really normal about this

I didn’t know everything in Germany was so small

I guess so

Well if you’re gonna be like that I won’t share my cookies with you

listen… the crust was a little underdone

If you think that’s bad then imagine how my week’s going: I had to have a nice big pizza for lunch on the first day back following a three day weekend 😭
AND then I got to have a hot chocolate and cookies afterwards 😭😭😭

that’s okay, I’ll fix that xx

you’re such a fatass sweetie

null art / people in general are pretty hot tbf

being laid on transcends kink for me tbh, I just need my soul crushed into place 😭

Clockiest wuff…

I meant clocky (laudatory) and hot (also laudatory)

your fursona isn’t the only one that’s clocky and hot