SpookySaviour 🩸❣

Demon core experiment

roses are red
cherenkov is blue
just use a screwdriver
what's the worst it could do

L (biggest breath I can possibly hold in my middle aged lungs) MAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Thirsty Star Trek The Original Series scene. Ol' pointy ear Spock is "piloting a shuttlecraft" if you know what I mean. He's looking up and concentrating hard. Closed caption reads, "The area of penetration will no doubt be sensitive."

#HappyValentinesDay

The game you are about to play is a product of its time. It may depict the PS3, which was commonplace in society. These depictions were wrong then and are wrong today.

Who's ready to spend their Valentine's day with a ghoul? I might have a special treat planned tonight!

Errai @errai Haha nice leitmotif jackass did your mommy sing it to you (full orchestral theme kicks in, boss health bar appears) oh shit

keep it shut down until 2029

ramza mid-jump

when the fajitas come out sizzlin

Today's events!

State of Play: Pretty mid, but Konami seems to be remembering they can make video games. Good, there were some good things.

Silent Hill Transmission: OKAY FINE I'M IN FOR SCOTTISH SILENT HILL

D.I.C.E. Awards: Made me listen to Neil Druckmann for multiple minutes 0/10

Discord is terrible.

Discord

Everything the House passes is called some shit like the PROTECT Act and it makes it illegal to vote or have a bank account if you can't prove that you're genetically Christian.

FOUND IT

hey girls wanna tuant me

he keeps getting shit done in like his first two months of office, we need more mayors like him

Heartwarming: Konami Remembers They Can Make Video Games

Because lawless ICE goons are harassing, arresting, and murdering people who are citizens, you idiot.

I know this will trigger a few, but I don't trust the intuition of anyone that's voluntarily paralyzed their third eye with Botox

every day i get to come onto the internet and read a sentence i could never have conceived of in my wildest dreams

this mostly just started as a "this is kinda cringe" beat, but 15 seconds of googling later and finding out this guy has multiple videos titled Slur Saturdays and was briefly banned from twitch for saying f***** is like... dude we NEED to kill influencer marketing.

Literally the first episode of Star Trek is about a man in a wheelchair.

Who knew buying rotisserie chicken and juice was “splurging”

what sort of deal with the devil did you make to sell out our neighbors, governor?

sigh

if you played sonic the hedgehog and put down the controller, sonic would look at you and tap his foot impatiently. this was proof that sega genesis cartridges had souls. the decision was made to make the storage cases a lot larger than the cartridges so they would have room to move around in there

what a choice

THERE WAS LITERALLY AN 80S POP SONG ABOUT THIS

The legacy of transportation naming has an unavoidable, ingrained consistency to it that can only be matched by the lexicon of a FromSoftware game.

Iron Lung (2026)

Someone’s sharp X68000 setup with those Roland monitors and it’s playing the game Cotton

Serial Experiments Lain is a cautionary, deeply political story about how cool the Sharp X68000 looked, and what would happen if computers kept looking like that.

Who could have known that Suda may have some openly progressive ideas? There was no signs to be seen anywhere!

The world may never know.