Issac The Chaos God

Ok, but your look gives me whimsical vibes. V cute

*and then nothing productive happened* (I’m not projecting you are)

That’s huge! Let’s goooooooooooooo!!!

That’s fair tbh, the only reason to use Amazon is laziness and convenience.

Bestie, you need therapy

OK, but is there a duck sorter speed run?

we are living in fascism right now

That’s fascinating… What are you because you’re clearly not human…?

Does melatonin wake you up? Are you just like the inverse of normal human biochemistry?

I’m sorry what?

How many miles long is this game?

Just don’t over do it… don’t need a post tomorrow talking about how you hurled in the toilet

That’s too real. Me literally every lunch break when I forget to pack my lunch

Not a reflection on you, just on their overinflated expectations

Nah that’s just cringe… why would you block someone who isn’t responding quickly? Maybe they have a life outside the internet?

Cunts sexual? Or cunts jackasses? Because I mean… both interpretations are valid tbh

Some people chew on their fingernails when they’re anxious… I chew on my mustache

Vibe check? How much is it for?

To be skibidi with your gyattness… I do believe that the Sussy imposters of that time were busting it down sexual style… I don’t think they were goated with the SWAWS tho

I think nuclear power is pretty cool

Why would it be your fault? That doesn’t make any sense.

And also… I carry my debit card everywhere I go… Doesn’t mean I plan on buying things every time I leave the house

As he stated multiple times, he never intended to use it

Let me ask you this question what type of an innocent person says I’m going to beat the shit out of you while chasing someone…And how many times does he have to say that for it to be self-defense to shoot them or you know to defend yourself?

You mean, the guy who went to his father‘s hometown and was administering first aid to people… And was actively running towards police lines as people were chasing him…

Oh, I don’t know… Maybe being chased by three men or screaming “ I’m going to hurt you” and falling down to the point to where they could actually beat him…

Not my 300th character! I need that to put an exclamation point at the end of my post to emphasize my point! For this reason, I’m starting a class action lawsuit against BlueSky for violating my right to free speech! Anyone one else wanna join? Can’t afford to start myself!

#AprilFools #Loveithere

Oh yes, because a person who used a firearm in self defense is equal to a person who assassinated a man…

(For the record, I think it’s BS that Luigi is being persecuted this harshly but still, that comparison?)

This is so unbelievably real

5 things that put me in a good mood

💙 The F-14 Tomcat
💙 my cat Hank
💙 nuclear power plants
💙 Gaming with family and friends
💙 The F-14 Tomcat (I know it’s here already, but I really REALLY like it)

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