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OpenAI admits AI hallucinations are mathematically inevitable, not just engineering flaws In a landmark study, OpenAI researchers reveal that large language models will always produce plausible but false outputs, even with perfect data, due to fundamental statistical and computational limi...

OpenAI ”acknowledged in its own research that LLMs will always produce hallucinations due to fundamental mathematical constraints that cannot be solved through better engineering, marking a significant admission from one of the AI industry’s leading companies.”

You can’t trust chatbots.

with alt text, because everyone needs to be able to read this 😭

ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

btw this was originally a full body piece, but later cropped!
here's the original

Three panel comic. Panel 1: baby monkeys in overalls jumping on a bed, having fun. Panel 2: one of the monkeys falls over the edge of the bed, reaching out as he falls. Panel 3: one of the other monkeys, now looking super buff and badass, grabs him by the arm to save him heroically. “Monkey Stronger Together.”

The game you are about to play is a product of its time. It may depict the PS3, which was commonplace in society. These depictions were wrong then and are wrong today.

incredibly detailed pencil sketch of my baby kitty

orange cat posed next to his portrait

the extremely talented @sketchesbyannie.bsky.social was kind enough to sketch our sweet little man and send us the sketch and I love it so much I cried a little when I opened it!!! (pictured here with the model)

I feel this way about pretty much all vaccine-preventable infectious diseases. You shouldn't be allowed to dump cyanide into municipal drinking water and you shouldn't be allowed to recreationally spread viruses around shared public spaces.

Anything ever created by Microsoft which needs an internet connection.

Photo of a sketch on a green cloth with 2 ink flacons, 2 pens and a brush arount it. The sketch is a blue landscape with high trees and a river. In the middle of it stands a little samurai silhouette and somewhere hides a cat. Indian ink on paper

Daily sketch 🪾🥷🐈‍⬛️

Can you spot the cat ?

#art #artsky #ink #sketch

Criminality is so rampant inside CBP that it has seen one of its own agents or officers arrested every 24 to 36 hours since 2005.

www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/accountabi...

Original landscape oil painting by Tisha Mark, "Homeland No. 2602" oil on Ampersand Gessobord, 6"x6" (2026). A peaceful atmospheric landscape painting of lush green gentle slopes with a loosely painted tree in the foreground on the left, underneath a light blue sky with textured breezy white cloud formations.

I'm longing for warmer days.

Tisha Mark ©2026, Homeland No. 2602, oil on gessobord, 6"x6"

Original is available (ships when dry, approx 2-3 weeks):
tishamark.com/shop

#art #painting #SciArt #bsnm #ArtSky

ICE Is Expanding Across the US at Breakneck Speed. Here’s Where It’s Going Next ICE plans to lease offices throughout the US as part of a secret, months-long expansion campaign. WIRED is publishing dozens of these locations.

NEW: ICE has a plan to lease offices across the US as part of a secret, months-long expansion campaign.

Today, @wired.com is publishing dozens of those locations. Many are near schools, medical offices, and places of worship.

Vital work from @leahfeiger.bsky.social that I'm proud to publish.

an artwork/character sheet by Spindle of "Anni Marcielle Vauclaur", or Anni. A lore scholar/philosopher (teacher and history scientist in modern terms). She's an elfling (half-elf half-halfling, but half-halfling is kinda too weird to elfling is what her species is). Wearing a warm grey turtleneck, black skirt with a floral print at the bottom, and yellow heels. There are various expressions of her on the right. The text on top reads: Anni Marcielle (pronounced Marseel) Vauclaur - Lore Philosopher and Scholar - Looking for a relationship, fails miserably at keeping them - Too passionate about history - Way too passionate about biology The text on the bottom expression reads: - someone giving her a clover and saying "You look like you'd bring luck!" - she replies: "How original! Totally haven't heard that before"

Meet Anni! Your new teacher for lore <3

Omnipresence (2024)
Oil on 16x20 canvas

US Gold Medal Olympian Amber Glenn: "They Hate To See Two Woke B****es Win" Amber Glenn, referring to herself and Alysa Liu, shot back at critics on social media while holding her gold medal and wearing a progress pride pin.

After conservative attacks, Amber Glenn and Alysa Liu won gold in Team Figure Skating for the US at the Olympics.

They're outspoken supporters of LGBTQ+ people and trans athletes. Both are queer.

Now, Glenn is taking to social media to mock haters.

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Government Loses Hard Drives It Was Supposed to Put ICE Detention Center Footage On A Kafkaesque saga in which the government has failed to produce critical video footage has reached new levels of absurdity.

Court battle over surveillance footage at the Broadview ICE detention center reaches new levels of kafkaesque absurdity: The DOJ claimed it *couldn't afford* hard drives to put video footage on. Plaintiffs bought THE US GOVERNMENT hard drives. ICE "lost" them.

www.404media.co/government-l...

Invoking wealthy class solidarity to excuse sex crimes against children is sorta the Epstein Class in a nutshell

if you played sonic the hedgehog and put down the controller, sonic would look at you and tap his foot impatiently. this was proof that sega genesis cartridges had souls. the decision was made to make the storage cases a lot larger than the cartridges so they would have room to move around in there

sigh

FIRE sues Bondi, Noem for censoring Facebook group and app reporting ICE activity Two Midwesterners are fighting back after the platforms they created to report on public Immigration and Customs Enforcement activity were censored by government officials.

You have the right to record and publicly discuss the conduct and activity of law enforcement, including ICE. That's First Amendment 101.

And the federal government can't coerce private companies into censoring speech about ICE, just because it doesn't like what people have to say.

LAWSUIT:

a lineup of ten weird little guys designed for a character selection screen in an animation, they are (left to right top to bottom): -a big eye guy in a lightly armoured sundress. -a distressed pile of mud in a wheelbarrow. -a tank of goop with floating eyeballs within. -a pair of legs topped by a scrotum full of eyeballs -not a pickle. -a mushroom shaped twig surrounded by orange spores. -a pea pod eyeball wizard. -a caped, staff weilding and hatted ameoba looking fella -a rotund figure with natty orange boots, a tube head and a mace fist -another ameoba looking fellow, this time a monk.

Wow I've been spamming these guys for the last couple of weeks, They're for the character selector screen in my animation but have been fun to draw as their own project. might do another ten, for a treat. Tag urself.

how many times are they going to ask this thing if it's alive and get scared when it says yes

Epstein files Published on 2025-11-14 Article Details Countries: United States Type: Researchers Searchable Link: Link Download Size: 193.00 GB Download: Link Magnet: Link Magnet 2: Link Magnet 3: Link Torrent: Link Torrent 2: Link Torrent 3: Link

Epstein files Published on 2025-11-14 Article Details Type: Researchers Searchable Link: Link Download Size: 395.15 GB Download: Link Magnet: Link Magnet 2: Link Magnet 3: Link Torrent: Link Torrent 2: Link Torrent 3: Link

Epstein files, before and after the update

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Israel used weapons in Gaza that made thousands of Palestinians evaporate US-made thermal weapons burning at 3,500C caused 2,842 people to "evaporate" in Gaza, Al Jazeera investigation finds.

“Four of my children just evaporated,” Badran said, holding back tears. “I looked for them a million times. Not a piece was left. Where did they go?”

There are no words to adequately describe the evil here.

Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."