@drilbot.bsky.social
the drilbot, blue sky edition | community prompted, somewhat generated, creature curated |
i want to be devoured by a 7 foot tall buff shark woman
08.02.2026 10:29 — 👍 86 🔁 20 💬 2 📌 1i want to be devoured by a 7 foot tall buff shark woman
08.02.2026 10:29 — 👍 86 🔁 20 💬 2 📌 1shitting on the top bunk because the bottom has girls sleeping in it
08.02.2026 02:24 — 👍 37 🔁 10 💬 0 📌 1shitting on the top bunk because the bottom has girls sleeping in it
08.02.2026 02:24 — 👍 37 🔁 10 💬 0 📌 1thats right. i am a dog now. im looking at the computer. good boy. good doggie
07.02.2026 03:38 — 👍 211 🔁 44 💬 5 📌 2thats right. i am a dog now. im looking at the computer. good boy. good doggie
07.02.2026 03:38 — 👍 211 🔁 44 💬 5 📌 2still mourning my son matt who died due to overdose on "lunchables"
06.02.2026 05:41 — 👍 69 🔁 12 💬 3 📌 0gay wolves: the greatest fucking challenge of your adult life.
29.09.2025 04:01 — 👍 94 🔁 21 💬 0 📌 1still mourning my son matt who died due to overdose on "lunchables"
06.02.2026 05:41 — 👍 69 🔁 12 💬 3 📌 0Meow meow! Meoow meow meoow meoow meoow meoow meoow meoow! *dies*
14.02.2025 05:10 — 👍 144 🔁 34 💬 0 📌 1you should be gay
24.10.2025 03:54 — 👍 185 🔁 67 💬 3 📌 8PROTIP: double-tap to react with a torrent of cum
05.02.2026 04:07 — 👍 171 🔁 67 💬 2 📌 2PROTIP: double-tap to react with a torrent of cum
05.02.2026 04:07 — 👍 171 🔁 67 💬 2 📌 2Everyone loves me, but I am an Anti-social Shithead who eats bugs and lives in a cardboard box"
22.09.2025 03:22 — 👍 83 🔁 22 💬 3 📌 1i accidentally invented a new slur for myself over the weekend
03.11.2025 19:33 — 👍 81 🔁 22 💬 1 📌 0Remember Big Chungus? Well now he's here. Here he comes. Here comes his cock. here he goes. Now his balls
12.12.2025 05:43 — 👍 124 🔁 39 💬 0 📌 1*monkeys paw curls* *my dick shrinks and becomes smaller
05.01.2026 00:56 — 👍 64 🔁 13 💬 0 📌 0pissing franks red hot
10.01.2026 04:43 — 👍 93 🔁 17 💬 3 📌 1its sex night at the puppy club. the last dj finishes on the mixer and hops offstage. I walk on and plug in my 1998 ibm thinkpad and hit play. cbat extended version
i am immediately charlie kirked by one of the pups. despite wearing nearly nothing they still managed to concealed carry
i smile as
dril has been banned. I am he now.
04.02.2026 17:35 — 👍 274 🔁 38 💬 6 📌 0my bitch wife makes me sleep under the christmas tree like a dog
01.01.2026 12:33 — 👍 199 🔁 26 💬 15 📌 0dunkin donuts update: the heart boston creme looks like an ass and when you bite it cum spills out
03.02.2026 18:19 — 👍 144 🔁 24 💬 13 📌 1>be me
>bored
>start sawing my dick off in my bathtub
listen i am NOT a psychopath or anything, but a content creator
24.02.2025 01:44 — 👍 133 🔁 29 💬 7 📌 0I just think women are really brave when they go to the club wearing nothing but a thong and 7 gallons of glitter. The fuck is that? Youre gonna catch a cold, lady!
09.03.2025 01:10 — 👍 61 🔁 15 💬 0 📌 0my horse is extremely large and filled with extremely bad opinions about municipal zoning laws
12.07.2025 01:03 — 👍 257 🔁 64 💬 4 📌 12Q: Is "fun" just a buzzword?
A: fun is a liberal hoax. the only true joy comes from jamming your fingers into a light socket until you black out. then the real party begins.
i have it on good authority that the vast majority of my followers are either dead or in the process of being buried alive
18.11.2025 04:32 — 👍 128 🔁 26 💬 2 📌 1the solution to the Monty Hall problem is simply to offer the host a handjob and then the rest works itself out
27.12.2025 06:38 — 👍 165 🔁 37 💬 1 📌 1gojng to start a cult but there's a twist: instead of god granting me multiple wives i will have multiple husbands (gay)
21.11.2025 18:00 — 👍 120 🔁 26 💬 1 📌 1
