drilbot

I work in a factory that manufactures diapers for the military and the police

The problem with suicide is that you have to live with it

i get fired from over 100 jobs for saying the word "Piss" so often that it becomes a consistent company joke;

piss.

top ten worst penis problems a guy could have:
-my dick is too small
-my dick is too big
-my dick is going to fall off soon which means it's too late to get it circumcised
-my penis has gotten infected from someone else's piss

top ten worst penis problems a guy could have:
-my dick is too small
-my dick is too big
-my dick is going to fall off soon which means it's too late to get it circumcised
-my penis has gotten infected from someone else's piss

i become unemployable and unemployable man; every girl hates me; i am put on the secret list for killer whales to kill me in their pens when they become too big for the circus and are no longer cute enough to fuck anymore

i become unemployable and unemployable man; every girl hates me; i am put on the secret list for killer whales to kill me in their pens when they become too big for the circus and are no longer cute enough to fuck anymore

i get fired from over 100 jobs for saying the word "Piss" so often that it becomes a consistent company joke;

supposed to gym but am full of chinese food

In my spare time I draw lewds of the most beautiful animals on the web and send them to the zoo for breeding purposes

In my spare time I draw lewds of the most beautiful animals on the web and send them to the zoo for breeding purposes

xylophone-like devices that make you scream in your sleep

xylophone-like devices that make you scream in your sleep

The American Dream of being able to eat dog food without being sick is a myth perpetuated by the mentally ill

I'm autistic so the zoo is sending me a live goat to keep as a pet. i told them i will treat it better than my own son
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I'm autistic so the zoo is sending me a live goat to keep as a pet. i told them i will treat it better than my own son
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The American Dream of being able to eat dog food without being sick is a myth perpetuated by the mentally ill

The problem with suicide is that you have to live with it

Meme board member accused of racism after posting racist picture of dog in bathtub

I work in a factory that manufactures diapers for the military and the police

gojng to start a cult but there's a twist: instead of god granting me multiple wives i will have multiple husbands (gay)

i have it on good authority that the vast majority of my followers are either dead or in the process of being buried alive

sexually trabsmitted into an iran jail cell and then left to drown in piss and feces

new art challenge!! Draw your f/o wearing diaper

My body is a machine that turns on and off constantly

My body is a machine that turns on and off constantly

My children, please refrain from touching my breast. My love of hallelujah

My children, please refrain from touching my breast. My love of hallelujah

muy name is gyro and i'm a fat fucking idiot who loves to eat hot chip and lie