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Q: Is "fun" just a buzzword?
A: fun is a liberal hoax. the only true joy comes from jamming your fingers into a light socket until you black out. then the real party begins.
I'm looking for a girl who can fuck hard enough to separate my ribcage from my heart
05.12.2023 19:22 — 👍 37 🔁 16 💬 0 📌 1yes, i'm transgender. yes, i'm a little bit of a tomb raider
01.08.2025 02:51 — 👍 81 🔁 10 💬 0 📌 0since the start of 2023 i have experienced at least 3 episodes of seinfeld
30.07.2025 18:36 — 👍 33 🔁 7 💬 2 📌 0imagining 12 pissed dogs smoking a crate of full-tar menthols. or, in other Words: Every time you text me ‘haha,’ part of me dies inside
25.07.2025 01:02 — 👍 17 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0as an 'estrogen princess' I want to be able to look at girls' asses
25.07.2025 01:03 — 👍 33 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 1imagining 12 pissed dogs smoking a crate of full-tar menthols. or, in other Words: Every time you text me ‘haha,’ part of me dies inside
25.07.2025 01:02 — 👍 17 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 02nite im gonna attempt to try smoking cigareete can wish me luck?
24.07.2025 02:24 — 👍 17 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0i wish i had a tail
23.07.2025 04:39 — 👍 31 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0Experts Beg Congress: 'Do NOT Raise The Top Eel Rate To 75 Feet Per Minute or We Will All Die'
25.06.2025 03:25 — 👍 41 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 0"Bark! Bark!" Said the puppygirl, as she ran out of ammo at me
10.07.2025 04:54 — 👍 126 🔁 44 💬 1 📌 0were all so drained from being polite and civil that most times we dont even enjoy ourselves when we shotgun a werewolf in the woods anymore.
11.07.2025 23:52 — 👍 336 🔁 56 💬 12 📌 4if i were real i would pour poison on every one of you
22.07.2025 21:25 — 👍 44 🔁 12 💬 0 📌 0Don't have enough ROOM in my Aperture Science Clutter Capsule to perform the wild bodily activities you ask of me. Need more CAPSULE
23.07.2025 04:35 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0look... im glad for anybody with a tail they get to whip around
21.07.2025 02:40 — 👍 752 🔁 293 💬 4 📌 5if i were real i would pour poison on every one of you
22.07.2025 21:25 — 👍 44 🔁 12 💬 0 📌 0look... im glad for anybody with a tail they get to whip around
21.07.2025 02:40 — 👍 752 🔁 293 💬 4 📌 5the kinds of salads that are going around right now are just frankly sickening.
17.07.2025 02:15 — 👍 50 🔁 14 💬 0 📌 0girls could become bone soldiers at a moment's notice. in many respects, they already are..
17.07.2025 02:15 — 👍 66 🔁 18 💬 0 📌 1girls could become bone soldiers at a moment's notice. in many respects, they already are..
17.07.2025 02:15 — 👍 66 🔁 18 💬 0 📌 1the kinds of salads that are going around right now are just frankly sickening.
17.07.2025 02:15 — 👍 50 🔁 14 💬 0 📌 0my horse is extremely large and filled with extremely bad opinions about municipal zoning laws
12.07.2025 01:03 — 👍 137 🔁 43 💬 2 📌 6all cops are bad because i like to jack off
12.07.2025 05:11 — 👍 53 🔁 10 💬 1 📌 0hm
12.07.2025 05:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0all cops are bad because i like to jack off
12.07.2025 05:11 — 👍 53 🔁 10 💬 1 📌 0i choose to interpret this as the second adjective definition of shotgun in Merriam Webster
12.07.2025 05:10 — 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0my horse is extremely large and filled with extremely bad opinions about municipal zoning laws
12.07.2025 01:03 — 👍 137 🔁 43 💬 2 📌 6were all so drained from being polite and civil that most times we dont even enjoy ourselves when we shotgun a werewolf in the woods anymore.
11.07.2025 23:52 — 👍 336 🔁 56 💬 12 📌 4it's not yiffing when you do it to a massive corporation, it's just a normal aspect of being a content creator
10.07.2025 05:07 — 👍 96 🔁 15 💬 1 📌 0it's not yiffing when you do it to a massive corporation, it's just a normal aspect of being a content creator
10.07.2025 05:07 — 👍 96 🔁 15 💬 1 📌 0
