Memphis Miss'ippi ❌👑

Word.

The world is circling the toilet, but i still have Franks and all her pink beans.
#catsrule

Works for me. Two of the most despicable people i ever knew had that name. This b*tch makes 3.

Yep. I've been called all kinds of things in my lifetime, but nobody could ever call me a republican 🫡

Bless your heart, sweetie. We were without power for 10 days after Fern. I broke after 3 days and got a hotel for warmth & water. Sincere best wishes - do whatever gets you through.

Honey, I got enough vices! 😄

Yes we will. By proximity, I am up close to shitloads of them, some of them my relatives. Completely outnumbered. Now I'm not a betting woman but I totally like my odds.

Yeah.

Congress is defined as Article I for a reason.

Oh, girlfriend ... what you said!

We're blue dots in a sea of red douchebaggery, so we're having a private party with Green Day and Bad Bunny. We should take more pictures! 😉

Why yes, grampy, I have ...

"So What"? 🫠 Love some Miles ...

¡Me encanta Bad Bunny!

I just cleaned something out of the cat box with greater intellect

Waiting for the American Nuremberg

Friends and family on SNAP in Memphis. Rules are similar, and all of them live in food deserts.

If you really a good flick about a hooker, try Never on Sunday (1960). It's actually entertainment.

Well yay! How'd this happen here? Dang - hope springs f*cking eternal 🥳

Can't begin to say how much I love this! Thank you!

BWAHAHA 💙💙

Heartbroken. Lost our big beautiful Panache today. RIP Mr. P. "A thing is not beautiful because it lasts."

My mantra.

Well, this old white woman and her old man will be voting!

Eat the rich.

Back atcha, sugar pie!

I'd pay good money for that one.

What Rebekah said.

Loved this song for ages. Now forever linked to Thor Ragnorok. Chris Hemsworth - yum 😋

Lordy, I can't believe I actually agree with this guy ...