@mrkennycampbell.bsky.social
Editor, Pepshop PR bod, Quiet Riot podcast producer, media trainer, public speaker, you get the idea ... you'll find me anywhere I can play with words and pictures
Seats? They're for softies. I prefer trains, where paying passengers are invited to stand in the aisle of a machine doing 125mph
05.08.2025 11:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I'm in a slightly broken office chair that was intercepted en route to a skip. There's a chance I'm not Lufthansa's target demographic
05.08.2025 11:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Lufthansa inadvertently creates 'Scummy Pauper' class in the Business Class section. I mean, they call it 'Classic' (No.5) but everyone else in Biz Class knows exactly what's going on with the dudes in those cheapo offerings. Billige Klasse.
05.08.2025 11:00 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Key detail missing from this: manufacturer
Golden Wonder cheese & onion, Tudor pickled onion (so sue me), Smiths Salt'n'Shake
Love in the hole
03.08.2025 22:08 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0π₯ β Sunday School: It's the stupid economy
π The US economy enters the "Find Out" stage.
βπ½ More working class civil servants: a much needed reset?
π PLUS new polling by @moreincommonuk.bsky.social.
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THIS
Also... the only music app where software update notes have made me lol π΅π
Very good spot. In the year 2025, typos became a badge of honour, proof that words had been written by humans, not AI. Then AI learned typos.
31.07.2025 22:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's a Scottish thing. See also football
31.07.2025 20:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's ok to send fish back when the kitchen dog has had a bite pre-serving
31.07.2025 20:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0nb may not apply to racists
31.07.2025 20:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0White House press secretary holding an A4 printout of ballroom mock-up right in front of a microphone
You know the ballsroom idea is a tricky sell when your press secretary has an A4 printout with its own mic
31.07.2025 20:05 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They hide under other people's rocks. It's why they get caught out
31.07.2025 19:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0nb Rupert is Germanic in origin. I daresay das baby hasn't considered this to be relevant
31.07.2025 19:45 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The merits of arguing with someone who makes their money from starting arguments
31.07.2025 19:33 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Legal. And that's a problem
31.07.2025 19:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0New fear unlocked
31.07.2025 19:25 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Picture of park entrance with caption reading: You can get into over 100 national parks for free on one day in August
If you're Hispanic, please use the Alligator Alcatraz entrance
31.07.2025 19:24 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0When the options are Ken, Kenny or Kenneth, a lack of innate curiosity becomes second nature
31.07.2025 19:17 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Pic of planned White House ballroom with caption stating that construction is to begin
Ballsroom. It will be the Ballsroom. In honour of everything Trump ever said.
31.07.2025 19:15 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I'm unconscious. No matter.
31.07.2025 19:08 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Disappointingly popular
31.07.2025 19:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0'Even'
I'd forgive him those breeks if he stopped existing in jaw-grinding rhyme.
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When your third tab blows away mid-trip
31.07.2025 18:39 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0*Urgh*. Typo noted, biting sarcasm still applicable
31.07.2025 18:35 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ugh Murdoch. He's old enough for that to be his actual name
31.07.2025 18:34 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Tweet from Rupert Lowe MP saying: The top baby ame for 2024? Muhammed. This is not good.
You're called Rupert. Wind your fucking neck in mate
nb good Ruperts are available
EARWORM
31.07.2025 17:17 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Not any more, thank god
31.07.2025 17:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0