Kenny Campbell

Pffft x

Quality observation 😂

Mostly empty seats at Shadow Chancellor's Tory conference speech

'Stronger Borders', say the screens as Shadow Chancellor addresses Tory conference.

Those stronger borders certainly seem to be keeping people out of the Tory conference

Murdo Fraser tweet: No more vegans, Bhuddists or Green Party members please @RangersFC

Bhuddism's Four Noble Truths are all about suffering. Frankly, every ticket to a Gers game should come with its own Buddhist support worker.

Oh, Murdo F is the former Tory No.2 in Scotland, for a wee bit of context

For French political crises, we have a red, white and blue Batphone. Handily doubles up for UK-based political Snafu action too

a red telephone is sitting on a table in a room ALT: a red telephone is sitting on a table in a room

At moments like this I picture someone at @quietriotpod.bsky.social towers picking up a red Batphone to summon help and somewhere, in an elegant room, Olivier Morel's phone rings.

Surely John Greig deserves another crack at the job...

BREAKING: Rangers sack Martin after 17 games

I suppose he lasted 73 days longer in his job than Truss did as PM, which is the standard measurement of employment failure. What a mess

Sunday School: Game of Mones

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Join Kenny and Naomi as they rattle you through:
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Oh no. Too much to hope for calm words amid this horror..?

Keir as Crystal - Time to Call Things by Their Names Podcast Episode · Quiet Riot · 02/10/2025 · 1h 11m

🌹Keir as Crystal: Time to Call Things by Their Names 🐸

Labour Conference
Starmer Speech
Farage Tantrum
BBC Bias
Reform Russian Bribes
Moldova Election
Ukraine Pushback
Wokey Dokey
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Barrowman's view of the verdict is bonkers... "an attempt to divert attention away from the government and its monumental overspend on PPE".
A 'monumental overspend' that included clowns like him milking a 50% profit on PPE while other, decent, folk were literally making the stuff for free

To be fair, they are incredibly good at getting suspended

How many days into his role before Trump and Netanyahu make him feel *very* small, I wonder

Did you just out-sarcasm me??

Timeline cleanse incoming

The truth: Russia’s fingerprints are all over Brexit and Reform UK.

Farage’s spin machine keeps selling “sovereignty”… while his top lieutenants were literally on Moscow’s payroll.

But only the NYT is telling the full story.

Why is 🇬🇧 press so quiet on this?

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Happens twice a day

It certainly appears the United States murdered an innocent fisherman who was a husband and father to four children, claimed he was a "narco-terrorist," posted a video of the execution, and then made jokes about it

Will you settle for 'Weird in a twisted Scottish sort of McWay'?

He so would. Even better if we tell him it's the famous Nobel Hat of Peace and he has to wear it on his stupid head.

nb may have to spell it Knobel

Tony Blair wafts back into the spotlight. He's worked with Jared Kushner on a post-war plan for the Gaza Strip because old white guys are famously good at sorting out other countries.

And Trump's view of Blair? “He’s a soft touch, he’ll be easy to deal with.”

There. Are. No. Words.

Please, someone get him a gold-coloured dildo and tell him it's the Nobel Peace Prize

Carly Simon's famous B-side

Ah, you're the people who tore the 'D' page out of the library's Big Book of Baby Names

Dastardly

Welsh autocorrect. Nice touch.

The $$ is going towards that dumb ballroom (allegedly), so I guess we could try to frame it as some sort of half-assed sponsorship deal. Whatever it takes to stay sane amid this madness

You're called Dawn because that's when you go to bed, yes?

There must be a 'Y' in the day

'From Norfolk to New York' sounds like a cracking folk song. Richard Thompson's probably already written it