Zoey

im not sure what a performative male is but i sure hope he can perform real good. i need to be entertained, for i am a queen of my little throne

if i drink out of a cup stacker's stacking cups will they banish me to the shadow realm or will they just not really care that much

so what do hollow knight fans even do now

i wonder how the people living in candyland are doing right now. do you think every time they walk it melts the chocolate sidewalk a bit more, or that the royal castle is just really really sticky at this point
has cannibalism happened? cannibalism must have happened.

toothbrush

just called off work to play with my super soakers

the persona devs are cowards make every tarot card a social link damn it

just remembered when i was 16 i played darts for the first and only time and that was when i threw one dart, hit the bullseye, and vowed never to play it again so i keep my 100% bullseye rate and therefore by technicality makes me the greatest darts player in the world

every time i open premiere pro i either stare at the timeline for 10 minutes and close it or lock the fuck in and finish an entire project in like 2 hours with no in between
how the hell does the science behind this work
adobe has to have their products laced with something

ur onto something with this one

just want to let everyone know that i still ragebait her with this every now and again.

caesar salad is nachos btw

if life was a merging game i wouldn't combine anything world destroying or reality bending or anything like that, i would instead continue to combine trees until it was big enough to be the centerpiece of a giant fantasy world and see how long it would take for someone to be specifically a jester

better luck next time friend

expertly crafted yearning method

these are references maybe like two people will get

and also illinois, somehow. happy illinois day

i was in a splatoon team located in zimbabwe

i like to imagine there's a council up in the clouds that control weather and the guy that controls lightning storms just busts in every so often and starts a raging party but he still keeps his job because he's a pretty fun guy when he is here but he definitely has a bitcoin miner at home for money

i hope in a future nintendo side scroller there's a factory based level with conveyor belts and gears and the like, but theres a miniscule chance for it to completely lose power and none of the moving parts work anymore

popping the tires of every truck driver that won't honk the horn when i do that little arm motion thing with my expertly crafted rock throwing technique

rooting for redbull

a game of minesweeper, but it's on a microsoft excel sheet and there's only one mine and you have to click every little box and if you click the mine it bricks your microsoft account

going to my high school's gym with red paint and painting the entire court so the lines are all ruined and the basketball team has a harder time playing the sport

a spellbook but all the spells are just to make people allergic to things

I! BUKI! MIO! DA! PUT IT TOGETHER AND WHADDA YA GET? IBUKI MIODA!!!

im pretty sure everyone else in our circle with a bluesky has already been tagged so gg

i was fueled by curiosity, but now i see the truth.

i watched the pilot to henry danger yesterday and was so absolutely appalled and distraught that i think a second episode could cause me to have my jaw oiled like a rusty hinge so my mouth could close again

yo soy
- iceninja

i would be really good at jet lag the game but not for any real purpose at all because ill be too busy staring in awe at the sights and the views that i would forget i have to catch another flight in 4 minutes time

im 19 today! how nice.