domestic feta

still reeling about oldboy being so naff

😭😭 standard behaviour

leg day so hellish i might not go back to work tomorrow

my keyboard is thirsty it yearns for beer

and 500 cigarettes

i'm going to have an annoying prick sandwich to make myself feel better

not even worth starting the "say something contemptible" clock its just any sentence someone says to me

being in a state of "needing to quit my job" for two years is so awesome actually

cheerleading myself

mood board

just bought a shirt and shoes for no reason on vinted as well 😭

having to go to work instead of sleeping with someone, this isn't fair

first person to wear a tie in a simmons bar

what if i put you on?

take shelter in the shacklewell toilets if you dare

let me know !!!

anytime you know that ;)

i love abiding by the law

got snowed on in central so i figured i could drink a lot

are you allowed to be drunk on bluesky?

loving music right now, nobody doing it like me

today I feel like Dutch Boy

this will only last if i keep drinking beer

feeling real slutty and gay this year

sexiness is at a respectable 45% currently

oooh i thought i hadn't gained ✨christmas weight✨ this year until I took pics just now

Rob Brydon will be nominated for 4 NTAs and win 0, that's money well spent

waking up to that north london skyline (loft extension works)

sounds awful, please make 6 series and some christmas specials

moustaches on everyone's out list for 2026