Teivort Saihame

I can tell! Because you've flirted with me which never happens when he's gotten to someone first.

Sexy duskwight DILF. Pirate accent.

Asire!

Sometimes people have to be nice to me because they're getting fucked by my dad. :3

Our own Regula thirst thread?? In THIS economy??

HMMM?

[he has no idea why the GILF wizard keeps appearing around him to sulk and call him names but he won't question a good thing]

I'M INTO DEGRADATION AND PRAISE IT'S NOT MY FAULTTTT

[well that doesn't help]

And you're beautiful!

[unbreaking eye contact]

[does a little dance]

Oh nothing is gendered to me. Plenty of guys with mommy energy. You're not one of them.

You're like...daddy. But not in a DILF way. In a 'I'm bossy with men but I want a hot woman to step on me and put me in my place' kind've way.

So! Don't worry about my bait. Not targeted at you, cutie.

You are very sexy but you're not a mommy I'm afraid.

[he's having the TIME OF HIS LIFE!!!]

a person is holding a door stop in their hand and pressing it on a door . ALT: a person is holding a door stop in their hand and pressing it on a door .

[pushes it down]

YAY!!

(whispers 'it's okay she's helping me goon')

[gives a thumbs up]

PWeasseee mommy

HNG MY PEGIS

hnggg tell me again how I'm stupid and a bad healer for using Cure I I'm almost there mommy-

[steadily growing more erect]

Oh, hang on gang. We need to stop so I can listen to the tank yell at me about prog efficiency or something because I'm wasting everyone's time.

I'm sorry. :( :( :(

[casts Cure I on you at level 70 to piss you off for no reason]

Hmmm yes sir..

[He takes one of his many knives and cuts away at the leather on the back of his abandoned subligar before wiggling back into it.]

Hm! :)

a WOOF.

Milk him.