Battle Mom Frozen Binary

They kind of volunteered to do it because it was part of a really fucked up story...

Classic blunder

You have to go to Orifice Depot

So I just learned angle grinder isn't where the acuties and the obtuses hook up for hot fun

I can read faster than it takes for some of these tutorial assholes to get through their intro animation

Brevity is the soul of wit motherfuckers

"Hey did you see the new episode of [whatever show]?"

No. I had to watch the same video on how to tie a knot like 8 times because the presenter won't slow that shit down long enough for me to actually learn how to do it.

YouTube video by jeanpierreGX Resident Evil 2 - Escape alarm

youtu.be/q_rKv5CdCfI

Damn

Even the piece be made of the shit

Some people would rather think the worst of you than expend the effort to give pause

I'm done talking about my descent into anxiety fueled madness now, but just remember that if someone's acting odd, it may not have anything to do with you. Stop. Think. Ask them. Listen. 2/2

The multiple eye rolls to the camera are the icing on the cake

Kristi Noem lies under oath: "We have never once deported an American citizen."

Shri Thanedar: "I'm sick of your lies."

Fucking fr?

Good!

The hard truth is that while it is difficult, finding friends with similar interests is vital for any activity

a man with a beard says " and my axe " in front of his face Alt: a man with a beard says " and my axe " in front of his face

And my axe

If only her being a bitch all the time would also go into hiding

He must think that people have zero long term memory

Yea. I get sent the tributes to back it up

This makes me feel like a lazy ass for not getting my steps in today

So bro just wants a version of Newgrounds?

We have that already

And yes, this is confirmed in that one episode where they're in a space prison and the prisoners jump into the unstable vortex in hopes of freeing themselves

Everyone is confusing it with the Stargate, which does in fact murder you if you stand too close during the "Kawoosh" phase

Alrighty then.

Oh someones sister wife is going to get an earful tonight

Maybe what they meant was "get" as in understand, and "rich" as in a person named Richard

Remember how funny I was when robotkind is ruling us

Educated idiots fail to predict guaranteed outcome of their dumbfuck actions

Who could have predicted this absolutely guaranteed outcome?

No counter argument from me there

I cannot unsee this shit