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Heart* but also I'm sure at least one iteration of the miami heat would also be like "nah that's fucked"

heats w you and her. fucking scumbags, no one deserves to not have access to a clean normal home reasonably this shits fucking beyond fucked

This is a fucking lawsuit

I used to get realllllllllllllllllllllllly drunk and listen to his somewhere over the rainbow during trump 1

The thing about me is - I see Israel Kamakawiwo'ole, I repost Israel Kamakawiwo'ole.

My dude would shit himself if he heard of cliff notes.

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Also Dino Crisis. Regina is tied for best female protag Capcom ever made

fuck the Matrix seems pretty good right now. It's just the '90s forever? Climate change hasn't really started to bite yet? Thank you AI overlords. that's really a solid.

the bugs from Starship Troopers? we should be so lucky.

it would honestly be hard to sell a movie with an alien invasion plotline today because can you imagine an alien occupation worse than how we're governed right now? i say we let the aliens from Independence Day try their best

This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read. I love the reveal that mamdani’s rent, one he should be ashamed to pay because of his vast fortunes, is 2,300 dollars

A kid named Penis

Matt Murdoch walks down the hall to the exit. Foggy says, “There goes one of the greatest guys in the world! It sure is a pity he’s blind!” Karen Page replies, “and yet for some strange reason, I sometimes feel he sees more than any of us! I guess i’m just a silly female!“ In the lower right corner it says, “THE END.“

my two biggest plants just showed sex and were males despite being "feminized" seeds, wanna scream a lil.

Looking GREAT tho! I think my best of this round was some autos, I got a run of autos lined up after I reorganize my grow room

It’s one reason why centrist scolds are sad about not being popular here but couldn’t care less about Mastodon or Threads. It is FUN to be on here! And, ++bonus, the powerqueers have decided centrist scolds aren’t welcome, so they get a double whammy of FOMO and rejection to drive the whiny op-eds.

I really need to start hitting the (long story)

this resonates so much with me tending my garden on nice days, "lovely day, wish a meteor would wipe us out"

as someone whose been holding out my whole life for super powers, this seems like my best bet outside of sneaking into the large hadron collider

yeah I feel like broad fashion is kind of broadly disparate from the current aesthetic of either party tbh tbh,

I think with the looming recession I might fit my skinny jeans again, so at least I've got that going for me

I blame Jackie Chan Adventures introducing me to springheeled jack to my love of cryptids

Its crazy as someone who got called gay as hell for skinny jeans in the 00s how I'm wearing some jnco ass harem pants rn and the fash are copping my old jeans

huh someone else has seen the birthday boys

Oh yeah no, I know we agree on the merits of most things, it was more a general gripe of "man wish this gunk on my shoe would be the good gunk"

But yeah it is wild to me how they can't do the proper calculations. Don't have to be scared when you have a clear path to victory

this is the part of politics I hate tbh, I hate having to be like "well morally I think this person is shoe goop but they play good ball"

I really don't have the energy to deal w encoding for streaming stuff and video but I'm reallllllllly pulling for >5 years till I can swap from windows.

people can do whatever they want but also I firmly believe you cannot trust a man whose not honest about what the fuck is goin on with his own hair

schumer hasn't said shit

jeffries hasn't said shit

booker? fetterman? schultz? nothin.

pritz: DO YOU MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA START A CIVIL WAR TODAY? IT SOUNDS A LITTLE BIT LIKE YOU WANNA START A CIVIL WAR TODAY

this guy is gonna run whatever's left of the national dems' corpse

man i just said 'may you burn for a thousand eternities for the lack of humanity you represent' and like kinda went hard in a chunni kinda way