Brad Collins

the trump administration is like a make-a-wish foundation for supervillains

when someone beats me to finishing someone else’s sentence for them

BREAKING: the tomb of the unknown soldier to be renamed the trump tomb of the unknown sucker

I watched an old ninja turtles cartoon from the 80s where a crook named mcdonald crump was selling rip-off pizzas in new york

I’d swear this mount baton windsor guy is related to prince andrew if I didn’t know better

Bono is still called Bono to this day

you can see the Royal resemblance

americans: i sure hope the president doesn’t notice our city exists

this was america’s 9/11

My pal @bradcollins.bsky.social made this super irie motion poster for the upcoming Bob Marley 81st Birthday and @cjmp-fm-qathet.bsky.social 15th Birthday! It's 2/14/26 at The Wildwood Pub in qathet, BC!

My favorite scene in Melania is when dr strange opens the portal and all the spidermans come out and fight the green goblin

I bet epstein is in those files

that bag was armed with 50,000$ dollars when it assaulted me, causing grievous personal bribery charges

mic drop is short for Michael Dropkicks

whaddaya mean you’re gonna scroll by without sayin’ meow ya doin’ ?

greg bovino somehow looks even sillier without the jacket

I heard that they’ve cast Andy Serkis to play Stephen Miller in an upcoming film

killing nurses and moms and kidnapping people would be war crimes if it was a war

Stephen miller: “Jake. Jake: the Unida Stace. Jake. The Unida Stace. Jake. Jake. Jake. The Unida Stace.”

“stop shitting”

invading greenland is unbecoming of the FIFA peace prize

Sunny in Cranberry, but only come afternoon.

you’ve run out of flushes for the week :(
watch these ads for a bonus half flush! :)

the dentist that identifies your charred remains will know you didn’t floss

end the war on hole milk

with the invasion of Venezuela behind him and the Nobel peace prize in hand, President Trump sets his sights on the EGOT

my feed is so full of content!

I have a NASA mission patch given to me by a satellite engineer I studied with in DC. By the president’s own logic, I’ve been to space.

you’re out of toilet paper :(
watch an ad for 3 more sheets :D

star trek used to have a little joke at the end of each episode like an after dinner mint