Wannakin Skywalker

I don't know why everyone is talking about forums and public commons today but a lot of you did not grow up with stairs in your house and it shows

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I ran this exchange by Rin and was sent this in return

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If men didn't want me to be mean to them, they wouldn't dress the way they do

Y'all, DJT isn't gonna bomb Iran until he gets his period so who has the presidential menstrual calendar? It's probably gold-plated and owned by Russia

I forgot that every LLM's logo was a butthole

A cross stitch of the phrase "Because fuck you that's why" in red thread, ending with a yellow heart.

Apparently this phrase is the only thing I know how to cross stitch

Ugh, I forgot I read this piece of shit, forgot it so hard, piece of shit

Still, I finished it, which is more than I can say for The Goldfinch

Maybe I would feel like more of an adult if I didn't impulse buy Kinder Surprises

Also, I got a Minion in my Kinder Surprise today and I have never been more disappointed—and this comes from someone with two dead parents

An actual thanks to my cat, who saw my freakout, got mad, and bit me repeatedly on the shoulder to get me to stop. Like, truly masterful grounding work, thank lil dude I love you

Ooh, super fun waking up and having the mother of all existential panic attacks

Thanks for the spiral, brain

I own a car, I own property, I have no debt, and I've more or less retired

When *exactly* am I supposed to start feeling like an adult?

I can't remember what language it is, but there is a phrase that more or less means "don't come with another man's dick" and that's how I feel about sportsing

You didn't do anything but watch that dude blow his load, don't take credit for it

It'd be so nice to hear about food without mentioning the looming shame of *gasp* calories.

Food is fuel, food makes us go. Consuming calories is not shameful in any way. Body mass is resistance against starvation & fascism

But yeah, shame your team for eating food. That's good for morale

I'll be gagged if I just happen to run into her one day 😆 Canada is such a small town sometimes

Okay, I maybe have enough heart racing problems already 😆

Amazing, I'll see if my doc will let me try it out. I would like to be temperature regulated and far less anxious about it 😆

Ooh, tell me more! I am so tired of having to strip in public before I turn into molten lava 🌋

Post a banger that isn't in English

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Okay, I've never seen that one, I'll go check it out just to be a Heinlein completist. Is there a strong-willed female character who excels at everything, doesn't mind all the casual sexism thrown at her, and also has red hair? 😆

I've read both and both are great! I think I've read ever word Heinlein ever wrote at this point 😆

I am a hermit of many talents

TO: World’s Biggest Pedophile
FROM: Elon Musk
SUBJECT: RE: Pedophile party on your pedophile island

Any other famous pedophiles going to be there? Looking forward to doing a bunch of pedophile stuff btw.

I forgot I read this book before I read the last one. This one's good, would recommend

(I've started so many books this year but usually toss em before the end because most books just kinda suck)

(Also does anyone care? This is fun for me so I will keep posting about the books I read regardless)

Book 4 of the year: while well-written and enjoyable, was one of those "I did shitty things in my life to many women so my self-insert character is going confess them but much like myself, my alter ego won't ever reflect on the why of his choices and truly get over his fucking shit" books, ya know?

I have consulted the best non-binary citizens I know and they all agree: cute. And also agree everyone from that country is indeed hot

Well, I did read another book in fact and it was this book for babies

#books #booksky #scifi #heinlein

I feel like I might miss out on a little superb owl content that way but those are great additions to my mute list 😀

I'm doing my part

I've been off TikTok for five days and my nervous system already feels better

Turns out, having endless amounts of people screaming at you through your phone every day about the same shit you've already heard a million times over is, like, real bad for you

Yesterday I told the trees I love them

Still can't believe the latest Epstein Files release just casually confirmed the anti-SJW movement was planned by pedophiles.

"The entire reactionary anti-woke backlash was masterminded by child traffickers" is the kinda shit I'd say as hyperbolic agitprop, but it was true the whole time.