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Matthew Harrison

@matthewharrison.bsky.social

pizza advocate; english professor

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Yes that sounds like my Metaphysical Poetry World Cup! I use my version to have them read poems in the assigned anthology outside the ones assigned for class -- but love this summative use as well.

08.12.2025 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i read this twice, trying to figure out the veiled implications for AI in the classroom

08.12.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

happy new disorder day!

08.12.2025 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For the 4000-level Renaissance Lit exam, I had each student bring in their candidate for best passage of the semester, discussed them and held a tournament. (It’s an assignment I stole from someone back in the Twitter days. @medrenliza.bsky.social, maybe?)

Worked beautifully!

08.12.2025 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Ahh, the Meredith Brooks defense

08.12.2025 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I do Pong, Nazi Pong, and Wittgenstein on the block / slab / game.

not sure i /recommend/ it, but it sets up a bunch of useful things.

08.12.2025 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

gonna try 52 periods of 1 week and then not bother teaching the last week of each period

08.12.2025 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love my city-dweller friends, but one thing legacy news & cable networks have done rather successfully is convince you rural, small-town, & ex-urban America is just a slowly fading Rockwell print.

The demographic changes & class realignments of these places make them politically up for grabs.

08.12.2025 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 239    πŸ” 62    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 0

that poem blew my mind way open. love it.

07.12.2025 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

there's a small jar lid in our house, and neither my wife nor i knows where it goes, so we both just keep putting it back in the dishwasher whenever we unload.

07.12.2025 03:44 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i can see it

05.12.2025 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Whoa there's some mad shit on here sometimes

05.12.2025 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

very little irritates me more than the idea that the phrase "not only" requires exactly the words "but also" to appear.

05.12.2025 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

no way in heck there's just one of the latter

05.12.2025 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I love this whole set of reactions! My child definitely has opinions and thoughts about Shakespeare, whom he has never read!

05.12.2025 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

our dog does that as well. specifically rugs are where vomit goes.

05.12.2025 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

brag brag brag

04.12.2025 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"These policies should not change how we teach. No one advocates for changing genders or feeling guilty about one's race. But if teaching facts ('trans people exist' 'slavery was embedded in white supremacy' 'some women saints identified as men') is interpreted as advocacy, will we be protected?"

04.12.2025 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

chuffed to announce that the crumb i just ate off my sweater was not actually food

04.12.2025 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

ahh, true neutral white

04.12.2025 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A page from the Dorney School punishment book showing various students, their offences, and their punishments

A page from the Dorney School punishment book showing various students, their offences, and their punishments

Thinking of the student Mary Young who 106 years ago today 'said "shan't" under [her] breath when told to repeat poor work'.

04.12.2025 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 609    πŸ” 164    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 21

bluesky wrapped but it's the top 10 reasons people unfollowed you

04.12.2025 04:53 β€” πŸ‘ 72    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

was getting Irritated because my feed was full of people quoting idiots, and I thought we’d learned not to do that here

then I realized I had accidentally left my Mutuals feed. I’ll never leave you again!

04.12.2025 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't worry! I got a message about it, so at least someone has been looking out.

04.12.2025 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

important update: at kiddo's school, 67 is called "the six word"

04.12.2025 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry for yer loss

03.12.2025 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I hope someone draws this wonderful story about Tom Stoppard's Arcadia and the power of the arts to help us see things differently, to the attention of our Education Secretary. Do read it, it will lift your spirits.

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Ink drawing of an orangey red teapot in front of a wooden chair tucked in behind a table. Squiggly and translucent with brush, pen and rubber tool thingy marks

Ink drawing of an orangey red teapot in front of a wooden chair tucked in behind a table. Squiggly and translucent with brush, pen and rubber tool thingy marks

Orangey teapot trying to be alive

03.12.2025 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The thing about both the WI and the Guides is that transphobia is best countered by like, meeting trans people and talking to them. It is far easier to stoke hatred when you have shut down avenues for normal daily interactions.

03.12.2025 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

mary oliver was wrong you have to be good

02.12.2025 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

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