Alex DeLong

And before you start feeling sorry for him, he got special wet food for Thanksgiving.

This is the face of someone who is mad about their servant feeding them food that was on sale. His lowly butler needs to remedy that as soon as possible.

This is the president of the United States taking a break from gold-and-marble interior renovations to say he’ll defy a court order to feed hungry Americans.

Nero would be proud.

“The forest was shrinking but the trees kept voting for the axe, for the axe was clever and convinced the trees that because his handle was made of wood he was one of them."

It’ll be Rudy but as a boat. All the other ships told him that he’s too small but he proves them wrong by not only getting into the Navy but also saving the day. Bonus points if they can get Sean to voice him.

Fang is a 4 year old rescue from a hoarding situation. I was told that he would be clingy because of past trauma, I’m like, aren’t we all?

This might become a cat account now that he’s here.
He’s Fandango aka Fang.

I already can’t be trusted with Amazon. This is so much worse.

Too. Much. Power.

“What poor and unfortunate creature had to die for you to wear that?"
My Aunt Trudy, I replied. Walked away, ladies and gentlemen, walked away!

And-And Xander's crying and not talking. And-And I was having fruit punch, and I thought, well, "Joyce will never have any more fruit punch, *ever*, and she'll never have eggs or yawn or brush her hair, not ever." And no one will explain to me why

“… I was just wondering if you could help me find my way.”
“Well that depends on where you want to get to.”
“Oh, it really doesn't matter, as long as...”
“Then it really doesn't matter which way you go.”

Easily, his most elaborate and destructive distraction from #TheEPSEIN_Files... yet.

Ugh. Not past 10.

As long as it’s over by 9 pm.

This might be too niche but Echoes by Pink Floyd is exactly what I imagine the song is that created Narnia. Especially the first 7 minutes.

Uncle Rick, you have broken and healed my queer heart with #thesunandstar! I wish I had this representation as a child but I’m glad it’s here now.

Finally reading the Nico book!

Whatever happened to Fay Wray?
That delicate satin-draped frame?
As it clung to her thigh
How I started to cry
‘Cause I wanted to be dressed just the same

Let’s do the Time Warp again…

Watching my favorite holiday movie; Rocky Horror Picture Show. I always wanted to be Frank but given how old I am, I might have to settle for Dr. Scott. XD

There’s only one person he cares about.

I work 6 days this week, so this isn’t even the half way point in my week.

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#Bookish #Booksky #LibraryLove #CheckOutYourLibrary

Watching one of my favorite movies:

“Liverpool can be a lonely place on a Saturday night, and this is only Thursday morning.”

Today’s the day!
I’ll be seeing Weird Al in person! I’ve been wanting to see him live for over 20 years!

I am a textrovert which means I probably won’t talk to you unless you text me

Amazing find for the Podcast! Have them on for the end of book 4.

I don’t normally approve of that usage but fuck yeah