Why?

I mean, they can. They're the government. They can clarify the law. Is the law biologically immutable now?

please give us more personal data please please please please c’mon you’re being so mean dude. we only got breached like three times. we’re NOT going to sell it man please please please plus its for like safety? so you’re the one who looks stupid right now come on pleaaaaaase just one data point bro

It does really hit you that American artists of color continue to make these aesthetically incredible, thematically rich works of art and the white supremacists that rule this country are just complete dullards

Appointing McSweeney’s deputies to take McSweeney’s place, forensically

Discord rolling out mandatory age verification to comply with laws passed by politicians with links to child sex trafficking is so dark.

Do you become both bier and autisticer after becoming tipsy?

Statesmanlike Starmer denies responsibility or knowledge or being present in the moment

Hes actually going with "Nobody knew" lmfao

Just very funny that the British government will be sinked by a scandal which was foreseen by Twitter users like "LeninsDaddy86".

Wes Streeting wants people to forget. Never let him forget.

Really nuts how many men were like "Me Too went too far, and I need to email Jeffrey Epstein about it."

Farage 6/11/24: "Mandelson, in my view, could be a viable candidate for the ambassadorial role. He's an intelligent figure who knows his brief well, as I saw when he worked with the EC. While I'm not certain he's the ideal fit for dealing with Trump... his intellect would at least command respect”

So many men named in the Epstein files say "I was only emailing him for financial advice, something I now hugely regret of course" and then the email is "hi j-dawg, loved partying with you and the naughty little girls this weekend, same again soon, bestie?" and Epstein replying "me am sayy yse . !1"

Harry Potter and the Statutory Rape

starmer is hilarious: Mandelson can only be removed from Lords by an Act of Parliament, so you can see why, as Prime Minister, there is nothing I can do

Annie Wilkes from Misery is spiritually Millennial:
▪️cottagecore
▪️extremely toxic fandom
▪️aggressive side part
▪️weird childish curses
▪️puritanical, but also
▪️horrifyingly perverted

RIP Annie you would have been so good at BookTok

nick clegg looking rough

wasn’t expecting clegg to suffer worse twink death than cameron

A screenshot of Ben Stiller question a variety story in which Sinners made $6 1 million "yet Warner Bro has a $90 million price tag before global marketing, so profability remains a ways away"

Remember when variety downplayed Sinners' opening weekend box office, implying it might not make back its money? It has made $370 million since, and now has garnered more Oscar nominations than any movie, ever

People trying to turn Hamnet into the Oscar villain of the awards season when F1 is nominated for Best Picture, a film precisely maybe two people have heard of.

It's a shame you're not British, because you could say you see the Chucklevision.

Whatever you might think of Maduro, the seizure and kidnapping of a head of state takes us to a very dark place. Vast, arbitrary, extra-legal power, which could be exercised almost anywhere, regardless of the character of the target government.

If you think of AI as a technology for powerful people and institutions to remove accountability for their actions, then it starts to make a lot more sense.

Elon Musk's vanity AI admitted to generating child sexual abuse imagery and it won't get as much attention from the New York Times as whatever panic about trans people they're trying to incite this week

Others use these drugs and there's evidence that it is better than leaving trans people in distress without treatment... "this does not sit comfortably with him".

Is no one else startled by the Health Minister openly admitting discomfort with the concept of alleviating distress to trans people?

Utah Bans Eye Contact During Sex SALT LAKE CITY—With top lawmakers championing the measure as a restoration of Christian values currently under attack in mainstream America, the Utah State Legislature passed a bill Monday that bans a...

“Looking directly into another person’s eyes while being physically intimate is a sick and unholy act,” said Utah Gov. Spencer Cox

Even by the standards of the typical war movie, very much so.

Black Hawk Down is borderline unwatchable.

Yeah, I know it's all subjective, but, like, with Iran and South Korea making such internationally significant 21st century cinema, you'd think they'd get a mention at least.

Nice that they turned a public toilet into a house.

Obvious pattern here.

Justice system collapse = fault of criminals

Immigration failures = fault of migrants

Superficial, blame-based policies = avoiding the real challenges