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this joke is so dad it threw me in the deep end to teach me how to swim

Some women ditch their kids to keep a man. Meanwhile I worry my dog feels sad when I leave for work. The math isn’t mathing.

*INHALES* ‘Cause I’m just a teenage dirtbag, baby..’ 🎶

LIVESTREAM: Istanbul Convention support demonstration A large-scale demonstration took place a week ago calling for Latvia to remain within the framework of the Council of Europe Convention on preventing and combating violence against women and domestic....

📣LIVE (Istanbul Convention support demonstration in Riga) 👇🏻

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They suggested chill pills + gentle approach. I suggested sedation + efficiency to avoid bloodshed and emotional damage🩸 Back home, sedated gremlin is peaceful, but I just KNOW he’s confused about where his eagle claws went 😜

Public warning: if you hear screams from the clinic, don’t worry. It’s just us.
He sensed the nail trimmers before we even left home — currently being extra cute to save his claws 😭🤣😗

Deactivated FB & X, and now my whole personality is: sharks, mantas, “how to win against a triggerfish,” diving fails, and refreshing the tracking on my scuba mask that STILL has no ETA.
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✅ Skill level: 1
✅ Delusion level: Ocean Ramsey’s manta-ray cousin with scuba gear 😭🤣

Ignorance+confidence has always been a dangerous combo. A few MPs love their clown minutes in front of cameras, but when the public wakes up and mobilises, Latvia is actually pretty decent, rational and not falling for this nonsense. Hope this time isn’t an exception! 🤞🏻

I respect the new clinic’s optimism because last time Jimmy bit the vet and he vowed never to go near those paws again🐾 😭

The Istanbul Convention and these so-called “conservative values” are just a tool for political gymnastics. What is embarrasing is that all of this happens at the expense of women who are aware that their safety is negotiable. I’d know what to do with this info if that hit me on a personal level. 🏃🏼‍♀️‍➡️

Initiative against abortion limits collects 10,000 signatures Over 10,000 signatures have been collected on the platform "ManaBalss.lv" against the idea of compulsory pre-abortion counselling, allowing the initiative to be submitted to the parliament, LETA repor...

Here’s the link: bit.ly/47qG2aO
👆🏻 but it is non-related to the Istanbul Convention. It was about abortion limits, consultations etc.

There was also initiative signed against this: bit.ly/4qQtgKn
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My personal opinion: Honestly, Western media helps. It forces them to remember they’re in the EU.

To grasp the level: we had a Latvian politician talking with authority and confidence about biology + abortion rights just because he had a Master’s in Agriculture aka “not a gynecologist, but I can take a look.” 🤦🏼‍♀️

No one can replace my dead husband, BUT.. 🤦🏼‍♀️😆

Whatever that Ed Gein Netflix “story” was, it clearly operates on an IQ level peasants like me will never reach. I salute the elites who understood it. 🎩

Scuba gear really said “how bad do you want inner peace?” 💳🐚

🧵 Day 2 after balloon consumption. The subject shows no signs of distress. Remarkable resilience. Truly nature’s finest specimen. 🐕🎈

Every quarter, I dream of peace. Every quarter, Jimmy eats something inedible. We’re back on Poop Watch, folks. Balloon this time. 🎈🐾

Wearing a "don't talk to me until I've had my coffee" shirt and then never having coffee

Same. 😏

call it “daddy issues” , but my dad at 35 was reliable, one grandpa remarried my grandma in church after 50 years, and the other still brings me flowers. i was raised on love and respect, not “yo i’m in town” energy and mood swings when i don’t drop family plans 🤣 who is even attracted to that?! 🤦🏼‍♀️

“I hear the wind blow, and I feel that it was worth being born just to hear the wind blow.”

~ Fernando Pessoa (1888-1935)

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Kubala, Kubala… have no one to talk about that too! 💔

All I can say is that Ghanians don’t rest in peace… AT ALL. My TikTok feed is flooded with videos of deceased actively participating in their own funeral. ☠️😆

Cozy mode engaged: radiator warm, Assassin’s Creed Shadows running, and takeaway en route. Perfection. 🌙🔥🍔

She is amazing! 🤩🤌🏻

Exactly the reason I stayed at home 90% of the time when I could. Because my pens and pencils were there — and there was zero chance of ending up near people I secretly despised. 😆😆

I’m lowkey offended my family solved why I was checking if the dead rat was still there. 35 yrs of me = open book of pettiness. 100% accuracy: I was about to throw it on the windshield of my neighbor’s car blocking my driveway.🐀🚗🧤
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Erika: Live.Laugh.Lucifer. 🤟🏻

Mom; ex-diver, aneurysm survivor.
Me: future diver, aneurysm anxiety provider. 🤿🧜🏻‍♀️