@godslayer-fynch.bsky.social
World's first cat to play Destiny 2
Fynch had nothing to do with this... right?
15.03.2025 16:08 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Fynch is Looking.
06.03.2025 16:46 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I told Fynch about this and he seems quite excited. He's been strictly a pve player but he can't wait to try getting some cool trials loot!
22.01.2025 17:28 โ ๐ 10 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Have a happy Fynch in these trying times. :)
21.01.2025 23:19 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0This man does not care what I do with his face.
10.12.2024 21:07 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I don't know why but Fynch has very pronounced cheek bones. He also has very cute little ear tufts. Perhaps he is part lynx
10.12.2024 21:02 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Me: they're PEARS!! you DONT LIKE THEM! a can opening does not always mean it's time for food!
Fynch:
Today 2 years ago
05.12.2024 17:15 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0His go to spot after breakfast. I can't believe I caught him mid meow ๐
04.12.2024 15:24 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Fun Fynch fact: he has an extra paw pad on both of his front legs.
04.12.2024 04:05 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 07. Once he's tired of play wrestling, it's time to eat. Of course it doesn't matter if I got home hours before his mealtime. If I don't feed him right away, he does hangry laps around the house. He also tries to guilt me into feeding him, as he's doing right here.
04.12.2024 03:21 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 05. While his love bites are normally pretty gentle, when he gets excited he forgets that he has sharp little teeth so I put him down. If I ever sit down he's instantly on my lap.
6. At some point he gets a little frisky. He'll start attacking my arm and I'll play-wrestle with him for a bit.
3. I normally pick him up and smother him with love, and he tolerates the kisses for about 2 seconds before crawling up onto my shoulder.
4. From there he expresses his happiness by rubbing vigorously on my hand, face, and hat, all while purring up a storm. Then he starts biting me
Whether he wanted it or not, Fynch will always be a baby to me. Here's his routine when I get home from work:
1. If he hears me walk up to the door and unlock it, he starts crying. This only doesn't happen if hes super asleep.
2. Gives me a big greeting stretch when I walk through the door.
And most importantly: he is the Godslayer himself. Every Pantheon run we did while he was on my lap had a better outcome. He blessed us with his presence. And he was there when we finally killed Nezarec and got the title (though I might've scared him when I shouted in joy)
04.12.2024 01:33 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0This lead to me determining what his favorite raid is. He seems to like the ones with bosses more related to the Darkness
4. He has a custom emoji in my clan's discord server
5. His favorite thing to do is hit you then run away. Much like me (a hunter main)
2. When I was still playing on console he learned the themes to Witch Queen and Lightfall and would run to sit on my lap when he heard them
3. He refused to leave my lap for the whole duration of the run when I was learning King's Fall (~6 hours)
Fynch and Destiny 2: a tale as old as time
1. I named him after the ghost. It actually fits him really well as he always needs to know what's going on and likes to perch on my shoulder.
Here's Fynch. He did Pantheon for me
04.12.2024 01:11 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0