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Latest posts by postmanabides.bsky.social on Bluesky

i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling

26.10.2025 22:50 — 👍 10366    🔁 1431    💬 21    📌 23
Man Dies After Secret 4-Year Battle With Gorilla

Man Dies After Secret 4-Year Battle With Gorilla

Man Dies After Secret 4-Year Battle With Gorilla https://theonion.com/man-dies-after-secret-4-year-battle-with-gorilla-1819571099/

23.10.2025 22:00 — 👍 2613    🔁 388    💬 47    📌 35

And I don't like how it ends

17.10.2025 10:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nick Mears? That's unexpected

13.10.2025 16:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yes he sure does hehehe

09.10.2025 18:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The only art I need

08.10.2025 16:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm dreaming of players having to slip him £50 every time they use his cele

07.10.2025 17:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a brown shirt is talking to another man in front of a fridge with a box of kraft macaroni and cheese on it ALT: a man in a brown shirt is talking to another man in front of a fridge with a box of kraft macaroni and cheese on it
07.10.2025 04:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop

06.10.2025 20:48 — 👍 19745    🔁 7470    💬 137    📌 376

It is morally wrong to want a computer to be sentient. If you owned a sentient thing, you would be a slaver. If you want sentient computers to exist, you just want to create a new kind of slavery. The ethics are as simple as that. Sorry if this offends

05.10.2025 12:46 — 👍 4214    🔁 990    💬 82    📌 94

Earned a World Series ring, didn't he?

04.10.2025 21:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That's why they call him Front Page Curt

02.10.2025 17:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Americans Demand Their Voices Be Heard And Also Some Kind Of Dessert You Get After Breakfast

Americans Demand Their Voices Be Heard And Also Some Kind Of Dessert You Get After Breakfast

Americans Demand Their Voices Be Heard And Also Some Kind Of Dessert You Get After Breakfast https://theonion.com/americans-demand-their-voices-be-heard-and-also-some-ki-1830257114/

01.10.2025 14:00 — 👍 1017    🔁 83    💬 20    📌 8

AI appears to have zero comprehension of copyright infringement

30.09.2025 14:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m opening a movie theater in which I show recently released films that I ripped from the internet but the studios are welcome to opt out if they wish.

30.09.2025 01:48 — 👍 6564    🔁 1582    💬 93    📌 23
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as a christian, one thing i love about trump is that he explicitly rejects the teachings of jesus

28.09.2025 21:55 — 👍 4481    🔁 749    💬 93    📌 59

Too real

26.09.2025 17:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This might be too true for the onion

19.09.2025 16:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Go T-rats

30.08.2025 23:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's almost certainly not his fault that it turned out this way, but really hoping he struggles

29.08.2025 17:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Whoa

28.08.2025 17:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Should Chelsea Sign Alejandro Garnacho?
YouTube video by KierDoyle Should Chelsea Sign Alejandro Garnacho?

Garnacho video is here, my thoughts below.

Youtube: youtu.be/kRTWoR7bjpQ

Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/26uX...

Apple podcasts: podcasts.apple.com/jm/podcast/s...

28.08.2025 04:15 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

10/10. No notes

27.08.2025 22:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pirates Under Fire For Directly Marketing Team To Children
https://theonion.com/pirates-under-fire-for-directly-marketing-team-to-children/

24.08.2025 18:00 — 👍 394    🔁 24    💬 9    📌 5

Big signing for Moyes

23.08.2025 00:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Buy your radioactive shrimp at a locally owned shop!

23.08.2025 00:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Area Man Goes And Gets Himself Hit By A Goddamn Bus

Area Man Goes And Gets Himself Hit By A Goddamn Bus

Area Man Goes And Gets Himself Hit By A Goddamn Bus http://theonion.com/area-man-goes-and-gets-himself-hit-by-a-goddamn-bus-1819565155/

20.08.2025 14:00 — 👍 1196    🔁 77    💬 24    📌 16

Well shoot. This match just got a lot tougher

17.08.2025 11:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That would be unkind to the Ivory Coast

16.08.2025 17:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hopefully we can get a little more cash out of Dortmund on this. At least they offered an obligation this time

15.08.2025 13:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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