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Janeeny Paneeny

@j9mcl.bsky.social

Scottish Swearing Enthusiast. Loves cats and Halloween.

252 Followers  |  362 Following  |  157 Posts  |  Joined: 17.10.2024  |  1.6637

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If royalty can be revoked from one of them then it can be revoked from all of them. The magic birthright bollocks is officially no longer an excuse. Get the fucking lot of them down the job centre for an assessment.

30.10.2025 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The BBC could now commission the funniest episode of 'Escape to the Country'.

30.10.2025 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 72    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Adverts should be representative of traditional British families

28.10.2025 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The British public wants Andrew gone. We need a Royal Epstein Inquiry NOW. #AbolishTheMonarchy #Epstein

22.10.2025 10:50 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2
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The Crow-ning is just brilliance!

15.10.2025 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I am fucking embarrassed for us. For all of this. All of it needs setting on fucking fire.

17.09.2025 12:28 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Well done the SNP.

31.08.2025 09:57 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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Please help support my TINY business and either purchase something from my shop (stickers are only Β£3) or please share this so I can reach new customers.

Thank you!

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30.08.2025 07:38 β€” πŸ‘ 59    πŸ” 108    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 4

What about a bit of Dexy's Come on Eileen?

16.08.2025 09:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They mentioned this on purpose you manky skank. Maybe take a look at other areas of your personal hygiene too.

10.08.2025 12:21 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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@marksandspencers.bsky.social why are you aiding genocide? Potatoes from Isreal, really?

04.08.2025 07:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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12 inches of pure pleasure!

15.07.2025 10:32 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜During Masterchef, I was sampling a young lady’s cream buns. They were so delicious my trousers fell off. Due to my undiagnosed neurodiversity I wasn’t wearing any underwear and someone will have to pay for the dangerous environment I had been put in and the flagrant abuse of my human rights.’

09.07.2025 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 98    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#scotland #highlands #onewheel #landscape #photography #nature

28.06.2025 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ME: I saw a hedgehog on the way to work yesterday
MY FRIEND: How do you know it was on its way to work?

24.06.2025 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 739    πŸ” 97    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 9

Great idea!

25.06.2025 10:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Have a hefty whack of unexpected medical and physio bills so I'm running a flash discount in the shop for the week - you can use the code BANJAXED at checkout on www.ciaraioch.com/artprints to get 10% off all orders. If you've had your eye on a print, please take it off, you're making it soggy.

23.06.2025 07:36 β€” πŸ‘ 152    πŸ” 121    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 9
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Amidst shameful media neglect of genocide in #Gaza, there has been a consistent exception: the UK’s Channel 4 News.

Today’s report on the daily killings by Israelis of the starving queuing for food aid.

Wait for the UN assessment at the end.

This is a difficult but essential watch. Pls share.

23.06.2025 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 621    πŸ” 374    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 35
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Thankfully I follow, and I’m followed by, people who are friendly to my community.

But in case you were wondering…

23.06.2025 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 74    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0
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Mavis says hello

22.06.2025 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Gorgeous princess!!

22.06.2025 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Danny Boyle seems to be morphing gradually into Jim Bowen

17.06.2025 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 226    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 0

My kinda place!

07.06.2025 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Lived in a few houses growing up that were riddled with damp and mould. Nobody should be living in these conditions. Get the billionaires taxed properly and a socially inclined government in place and eradicate this poverty for good.

07.06.2025 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely disgusting in this day and age.

07.06.2025 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I have enhanced for you this lovely autochrome portrait of a young Hindu lady in the Indian city of Agra, photographed in colour 99 years ago by the visiting French photographer Jules Gervais Courtellemont. (It is original colour from 1926 and not colourised).

07.06.2025 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 340    πŸ” 61    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2
Despite knowing that Trump is β€œon the Epstein list” Musk was quite content to let his son board the Presidential helicopter with him. Before their spat. n that.

Despite knowing that Trump is β€œon the Epstein list” Musk was quite content to let his son board the Presidential helicopter with him. Before their spat. n that.

06.06.2025 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 804    πŸ” 207    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 10

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