Brooke from Let’s Not Date

Organ teachers: Do I actually need to cover the organ in tulips??

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I’m learning to play the organ :)

Teeth teeth teeth teeth

Also, pockets

Bi

Bi

Bi

It’s Bisexual Visibility Day. If you can see me, you must be bi. 😉

I’ll announce more tomorrow once I have a team of non-qualified individuals look into this

A lot of people are saying it. They’re talking about Tylenol, they’re talking about Jimmy Kimmel. Nobody’s looking into the connections but me.

I can’t prove it, but the signs point to Tylenol being behind Jimmy Kimmel’s return.

So fragile

It took a lot out of me to wait to post this until today so that I could screenshot the timestamp that showed the day as Wednesday instead of just the time. Because it is always best is you can see how much time it takes them to contemplate what I’ve said.

I get a little giddy when men send me their griefshafts unsolicited because I know I now get to mess with their brains? 🥺

2/2

1/2 Why must this man doom the world eternally with his ruinous appendage?

Brooke Teegarden (@letsnotdate) At last I shall be cured!

He texts like me in my eternal antique romance character, forever undone by candlelight.

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I’m entirely serious. I’ve seen just as many posts about it on my conservative feed as I have on my actual.

Look as I do not engage in conspiracy theories as a general rule on my platform, beyond to discuss them, take this as a commentary on what I’ve noticed people saying.

Oh my love, ’twas I! I who have plotted these deeds this past fortnight, and secreted the weaponry amid the trembling forestry, where each leaf shivers with my secret. Think on me forever, even as the gallows beckon. Also my dad is MAGA and I hate that.

Oh my love, one thing I will say about the alleged Tyler Robinson confession texts is that the prosecutors have managed to unite the right and left together in a shared conviction that they don’t believe a 22 year old man fucking texts like that.

Thank you!

Aletta Jacobs was born in 1854, but her ideas and actions are far more progressive than so many people’s of today. This next guy joins us to get a picture of me. Or, I mean, learn about Aletta.

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I am certain those posts exist somewhere, but I have not seen posts celebrating him being shot. What I have seen are people saying they feel safer without him, people recalling that he was cruel... Yet when I look at my satirical right-wing profile, it is filled with calls for blood in his name.

If only they could read. m.facebook.com/story.php?st...

Also, in all my work endeavors I am self-employed. My boss says I am brilliant.

When my employer learns that I “celebrated” murder with eloquence, daring to raise my voice against the violence of guns, my ruin will be certain. 😔

Raise them right, and by right I mean left.