cornfedMTdads' Monastery and Chastitorium

A nude dude with a totally normal human penis

People who body shame are cops

cocksucking homosexuals

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time for underwear
is over; see you again
after we have fucked

Drooling

Watch this if you are gay

"Endless Cummer" - Part 2 - The explosive second volume demands an answer to the question, "What if cum was spelled with a silent 'b' like 'comb', would it still be hot to 'make someone cumb'? Would you shout 'I'm cumbing!'? What if that's how they spell it in England and this is you finding out?"

"Endless Cummer" - Part 1 - A cumpilation of emissions: nocturnal, crepuscular, and otherwise

Excited to partner with 3dhentaiporn.com to produce three-dimensional live-action hentai (FKA "porn"). After we shoot, edit, and publish a video, their hard-working bots scrape it to repost on a site no one will ever visit, continuing the cycle of ouroboric violence that eats us all #sponsored #ad

Working on a short documentary film called "Manlancer". It's about butt sex viewed through the lens of gay pornography

SFW (if your work chairs are moisture resistant) #wab

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If this were 2014 I'd comment "stacheception" and then go back to watching The Office on Netflix and Facebook-Messaging David Bowie and Prince on our group chat

Does anyone even like getting face fucked while fucking a mouth plus it's Florida so you're all sweaty anymore?

We read a pamphlet recently that said 80% of Gen Z can't even locate blowjobs on a map. sodh

The trailer for "Florida Ham".

Everything's moister in Florida

For the gyals

Jerk off to this during your lunch break

When the hookup has a bookshelf with books on it and he's read some of them and not just the Hunger Games boxset and while he's fucking you he says you have the "Navidson Ass" because it's even bigger on the inside and you both get the reference

The full title on xvideos is "'Oops! All Corn: Porn-Free Porn' - cornfedMTdads Niblets Compilation - Not for Self-Gratification - Edutainment Purposes Only - For External Use - May Cause Loss of Erection and Fat Bitch Syndrome" www.xvideos.com/video.oipieo...

"Water Cooler Moment #2" from the "Oops! All Corn: Porn-Free Porn" compilation of adult novelties. Check it out on pornhub www.pornhub.com/view_video.p... or xhamster or wherever the copyright rules are lax enough to not get it taken down for unlicensed use of the gospel "Golden Girls" cover

Idea: National Shut The Fuck Up Day. Just like, everyone shut up for 24 hours. Yes, you too. The only First Amendment-protected speech* on STFU Day is fist-to-Nazi-face punching

*exceptions: cries for help, speaking truth to power, casting hexes on transphobes

"Water Cooler Moment (#1)" from "Oops! All Corn: Porn-Free Porn".

If you're wondering whether cornfedMTdads is really gay sex pornography meant to inspire genital engorgement, or a psyop designed to annoy the horny and humorless, never lose that inquisitive spirit you lil scamp

The story of how we met. Part of "Oops! All Corn: Porn-Free Porn", a compilation of adult novelties for your edutainment, full video on xhamster or pornhub or xvideos

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This is the second best 2000s movie about popperbating hockey players

POV: You're a ninja hiding on the ceiling after being surprised by our sudden return and immediate descent into sodomy

What is the sound of one dong clapping? #zennudism #koan

You'll know you're getting older when you wake up every day with your briefs* down, your pecker in your hand, and a porn ad that's been looping for five hours** cause you fell asleep before you finished jerkin' it

*== the elderly gay (35+) urge to wear briefs
**senior sleep schedule

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When a particularly erotic episode of Law & Order comes on the TV

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