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oh my go the typos....

bourbon i ssjut why would anybody dirnk this crime against god bullshit. just have a fucking margarita instead yoyll be saving yourslf. or vodka in lemondade thats a sol9d choice evey time.

will someone just lock me in their basement and let me be their non-fetish pet already

what if i made this my entire personality?

oh ok then cool

not sure why i said that, my bad

have you considered exploding?

Same here, to be honest. I do think the majority of the sicknesses these newer generations struggle with, would be rarer, if everyone had their basic needs met and even exceeded. (pardon my terrifying socialist ideals.)

yall, I'm disconnected as hell. What is a radqueer? Also what is a permanazi?

Chat, are we really just a circle of like 12 people over here on slitsky/shtwt/shsky?

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me when i have to do basic care for mysellf

i fucking LOVE lmeons

It's so easy to steal from Michael's, I love that place.

chat, im gonna do it. im really gonna fucking do it this time. I'm going to drink water. maybe even the whole bottle, and not just a few sips. Much more than my yearly allowance.

Well fuck, now I'm sad about something new. Damn, his is REALLy different than literally every single other time. /sra

No, mostly because it's usually doomed to shift. Mine always did. I'd nearly reach it, and shift the goal post just a bit.

i feel guilty about being an alchoholic. the solution? not being able to think well enough to be guilty.

this is still true. but i have aquired one (1) ((single unit)).

Hilly views are some of the best, I think.

if you want to vent about it some time, or just need to talk, my DMs are open, and I get it.

That really sucks, i hope you stay safe. People like that really shouldn't have kids. if you know they're not safe around you, why have them?

i severely need more friends but im always such a fucking dick

ironic bc i couldnt get older women to leave me the hell alone until i was like 20. men barely speak to me lmao

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me when i am, once again, broke as shit. without money, you might say. dollar-less even. (i am out of beer. i am going to get more on a credit card.)

˙ ✩°˖🍋⋆｡˚꩜ im cute now. thanks to the pup. ☺️

this art is pretty cool

dude, what even? people need to give you some space jfc

impo, having to piss but needing to wait (because im too lazy to walk all that fcking way)((6 feet)) is defo worse 🤔

chat, near-death sucks real bad. whats the vibe on it yall?

chat, is it wrong to look at gorgeous mascs all day??