Bunny Thee Dog

Average uhaul lebanese

Bitch you're a cat. I'M the puppy girl. And I did piss on your bed and floor.
Stolen valor.
Know your place, RAT.

Just gave a 5/10 yelp review on dick and my wife TOLD THEM ABOUT IT. i was making jokes like "hpw can you be BAD at cranking hog????" And @filthys3w3rrat.bsky.social shared that w the poor woman. 💀💀💀

It's absolutely the furry version of "I've been getting really into yogurt lately" and it actually rules

@filthys3w3rrat.bsky.social im the gold medalist 5 times over for the US in the "jump to conclusion" sector

Nah theyd watch that. I knpw they exist.

*british funny lady dies*

me: aw-- no wait

*checks wikipedia for "controversial statements on gender identity", sees nothing*

[cont'd] awwwwwwwww

It/Fae would go so hard for a mushroom. Also, Nebula.

I hate that I am now someone who regularly thinks of himself as a “taxpayer.” Such old man shit.

And yet, ahem, “as a taxpayer, I can’t believe my money funds the American gestapo but doesn’t feed children”

I wouldn't have been born. But assuming i was, i would've died at birth. But assuming i survived that, i would've died at 4 because of a giant face gash that went across my eye. assuming i survived that, i would've died at 8/7/9 from strwp, bronchitis, chronic constipation and toxic shock.

Sigh.... You frame me.

I cant find any who want TWO girlfriends. They're all monogamous, and thats what stops me every time i meet one lol.

Huh??

I think it's telling that

"the left is in a bubble where no contradiction occurs"

exists as a trope alongside

"the left is a circular firing squad bent on self destruction."

Where isnmy wifeeeeeee ughhhhhhh this is os ttagic im gonna perish without her tbh

If the person you are dating doesn't like the Muppets

That is a red flag 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

@filthys3w3rrat.bsky.social gets this one lolol

Kinda bittersweet tbh. Like yeah its cool thatni sounded male, but sometimes i wanr girl so notnreally.. What ifninsound like man while wantnhenyirl andnindonrnrealise

The wife screamed and covered herself up when i walked in
She said i sounded like a cis man
I had my voice WAY too relaxed ig lol
I was gone for like two or three days and my voice dropped

Pride is me dressed as Magneto for Halloween yelling how I am the Superior Homo

Me when my wife wears tiny skirts to work tbh
Literally nothing to be sax about tehre idj whats wrong w me

Saw someone say "they have too much candy to eat! They cant eat all that!" Were you never a kid? Yeah they can eat an entire overflowing pillowcase. In a few days, actually.

I could drawn fur ur fursoma poorlu if you wany :))))

I hear good things about kamen rider from my gay older brother. I dont have him anymore but i do rmemeber he liekd kamen rider lolol.

A dog sits near a tall shoe rack filled with various types of shoes in a room with wooden flooring. All shoes are stacked on high shelves, out of the dog’s reach.

“Guys, correct me if I’m wrong, but I believe I’m sensing a lack of trust here, and frankly, it hurts my feelings.”

I just tried to report something and I wrote the word “slur” in the more info box and then watched in horror as it autocorrected to “slut” right when I hit submit 😭💀

To hang out and play HEAVILY modded minecraft together? Omw

Ypure sp hpt its !akes me sad