First time trying Andy’s. Very very good 🍕

People who don’t care about the time change don’t have kids who wake up at 5 am I mean 4 am

Saw someone dressed as the L2 last night, the kids are alright!

This is the consistent message of most Democrats I've covered this year, but Obama (duh) is better at selling it.

I dislike the "they can't just be anti-Trump" CW. He's president, of course they'll run against him. Much odder that Rs are still doing Biden and 2016 election probes.

He’s always right

Showing my 11 year old nephew around DC for the first time (who’s never been to a big city) “I love the metro” also “medium rare is the best steak I’ve ever had” 🥹

Time change is tomorrow?

Like pretty much everyone in that era he bet wrong on where the nation was headed

Officially “let’s check the candy for choking hazards” aka that’s the stuff I want to eat 🤣

Florida is a failed state. Cut it off and let it float into the Caribbean

Every generation has a weird thing but I don’t know what the hell 6-7 means for the amount of times I heard it tonight

Beautiful night for trick or treating

“Totally inappropriate for the Lincoln era, so I’d swapped it with gold and Italian marble” bro what is happening??

School pick up on Halloween:
How was your day?
I had a cupcake and a lollipop! 🥴

We’re all trying to find the guy who did this!

So many cute outfits at pre-k drop off this morning 🥹🥹

80 last year now 50 tonight for trick or treating, maybe next year we can meet in the middle? Not stoked to break out a jacket that covers the costume

Don’t know where the month went but it’s October 30th and we are finally watching Hocus Pocus. Better late than never

Trump finally made it to Vietnam.

👍🏻

Like a months worth of rain coming down this morning

Spotted this morning very bored at Farragut square

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It’s the thought that counts blah blah blah but still annoying when I get really excited to cook something and it doesn’t turn out like I hoped ugh

DC influencers boosting the new raising canes in Chinatown. Dark times.

I hope it’s not me that this season of Nobody wants this is not as good as S1. The vibe just feels off. Sasha & Esther’s storyline is the only interesting thing happening.

The litter box smell that cat owners swear isn’t happening but if you don’t own one you definitely catch it 😂

We’ve definitely switched to Trader Joe’s way more than we ever have before with the current economy. Don’t love it but it is what it is currently 🤷🏻‍♂️