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i would like to apologize to my constituents and the people of canada. when i stood and applauded after being introduced to a man who "fought russia in WW2" i was unaware of his work in the SS and simply assumed he had waged war for the noble goal of greater east asian co-prosperity

"Honey, the strike is over, time for me to go back to work." We embrace. I close my office door, carefully remove the cover from my typewriter and insert a sheet of paper. I crack my knuckles, type HOSPICE SHELDON and stare at the wall for 9 hours.

i need this shrooms lsd on a t shirt commission

go to sweden and steal 4 of konigsegg's 1,400 hp motors and make something extremely dangerous

put an ls in it

very confused. just saw a car with a front pa license plate.

i just used the shazam app to identify the song radioactive by imagine dragons

i get that i just would absolutely not have a public one

yeah but those are like, job nsfw accounts lol, i don't get why people not making money off it would have it public lol

that's fucking nasty

how the hell do you make money on it lol

that's fair!! yeah i def don't judge but i absolutely couldn't do that, a lot of my friends do but i do not want that shit out in the public

tysm lmao i genuinely do not get it

i just do not get people who are totally fine with random ass strangers seeing their horny stuff lol

make your own then!! :3 dylan hollis's recipe is really really good lol

damn, was gonna make an ad but not a public one

are there private accounts on here

extremely real, i'll warn you tho, home made eggnog is so fucking delicious that it makes the store bought stuff seem crappy in comparison (even though that sounds impossible lol)

i'm also white and can also confirm this, if i try to go a week in winter without egg nog i also die

a fawkz !! but its been turned into a marketable plushie

[#fawkz #furryart]

that's fair!! awesome tho i love pumpkin pie sm :3

hell yeah!! tho for me all deodorant is puppy deodorant :3

lol what's in the spray bottle

pics from yesterdays climb :3

whatcha baking :3

i’m deploying the us army to kill this fly that got in my house

i know nothing abt one piece but i'm a dog so i'm mad now too lol

excerpt from Kierkegaard's diary reading LIFE MOOD i have just returned from a party of which I was the life and soul; witty banter flowed from my lips, everyone laughed and admired me-- but I came away, indeed that dash should be as long as the radii of the earth's orbit -----------------------------wanting to shoot myself.

Kierkegaard was a poster