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shoutout to the man buying rhino pills in a rural gas station at 7 am. truly an inspiration to us all

robbie turner for all stars

@vicmmic.bsky.social HIVE WON TODAY

it is a travesty of inconceivable proportions that camila cabello got a sophie produced track and doechii mever will

coping mechanisms include pretending i am a tiktaalik experiencing a particularly vivid nightmare

there's something oddly wholesome about seeing a porn actor age. like oh I remember seeing your videos when we were both 18 and now a decade has passed and time is touching you as well

love getting into an elevator that someone had turned into a chemical bomb of paco rabanne

the reason kristi noem keeps changing her face is so the spirits cant find her

the reason kristi noem keeps changing her face is so the spirits cant find her

me: rolls ankle
the tiny madame laqueer that lives in my head: ᶜˡᵉᵉᵏ

guess what friends. hell is real!

>be me
>make arroz rojo
>chop serrano
>hour passes
>wash hands
>contact lenses

fuck kentucky bluegrass. all my homes hate kentucky bluegrass

mni wiconi- me when im not elphaba

sacabambasbitch please

frankly it should be illegal for the air to be this wet. I dont deserve this

at the club. built like a psyduck.

one of the funniest parts about being hard of hearing is that most of my friends are my friends because their voices are in a register I can hear. if your voice is too deep, I basically cannot hear you

one ticket for nosferatu please

I stand by this

the problem with kids today is that tvs dont have static to lick anymore

you ever look at a real estate listing and just know it was designed for white people

sentient species of mammals imprisoned for human entertainment

in all reality, the blue man group are basically the human equivalent of orcas at sea world

pouring a protein shake into my mouth from overhead to remember what it was like to be a baby bird

AS SHE SHOULD

I will NEVER FORGIVE YALL

someone said it was a privilege to mock people for discovering spirituality in the pandemic when she was CLEARLY mocking white supremacy and the way it co-opts indigenous religion as a way to seem subversive. rfk got power based on these fuckers! and you all said she was being selfish mocking it!

indigenous people understood it immediately! but yall wh I te bitches got mad at it bc you felt attacked!!!!!!

when are you all gonna realise that mood ring by lorde was the most perfect condemnation of the crunchy to alt right pipeline there has ever been before you were even aware of it