Sven G Winter

I missed this… 😰😰🫣🫣
#amquerying

Anyone else get irrationally angry buying groceries?
I mean, I know I can’t just chuck my rubbish out the window, but bin liners?? Or cleaning products? Laundry detergent?? I hate doing laundry! 😫
Being an adult’s naff…

The new Strike novel came out 🤣
The Hallmarked Man!

In case you didn’t know, Svens die without their audiobook comfort blankets… 🫠🤣🤷🏻‍♂️

While I AM dying of cringe reading back romance stuff I've written while editing, I do make myself laugh sometimes at least...

Happy New Year, friends and fiends!

I don’t know who came up with this public perception that yoga is just a bit of stretching (it isn’t just me who thought that right??), but my newly acquired winter cardio program has me sweating just as much as jogging did 🥵🥴😮‍💨

Continuing on my YouTube yoga winter arc 😅
I don’t know why I am dripping, drenched, melting sweat out of every pore 🥵🥵
But it’s very fun 😅🤷🏻‍♂️
(Might he a yoga mat for Christmas angle🧐)

Many happy returns!

Officially dnfing this audiobook.
I hate doing if, but haven’t heard something this awful in a minute…
36 hours of that is too much😰🤣🤷🏻‍♂️
(And it’s winning awards? 😳 how, people… it’s voted for by READERS! How??? 🤯🤯🤯)

As a second language writer, that’s a relief… 😅😮‍💨😮‍💨

Okay but… did we really need 3 semi SA/s*x scenes back to back to back…? 🥲
The audiobook: hold my beer, here’s a fourth… 😓
Ah, nvm… it’s interrupted by semi falling in love. So it’s 3 r*pes to fall in love. Lovely message… 😐😐😐

Well, things are happening now 😅
And I’m stubborn 🫠🤣🤷🏻‍♂️

I am reeeeaaally trying to like this book… it’s so hyped and popular (I think?) but I’m 13 chapters into an over 30 hours audiobook and it’s… not it… 🫠🫠
I hate not finishing books 😣

Feeling this today…

It’s been a fking hour. There are NOT THAT MANG FKING LEAVES TO BLOW INSIDE OUR FKING YARD!! PISS OFF!!
Yes I’m an insomniac who finally managed to fall asleep in the morning for forty five minutes until they started leaf blowing. A YARD from my window. Murder is considered.

We all eat about a kilo of tangerines or mandarins a day this time of year right…?
It’s not just me? 🤣

People, please…
Don’t use the sequitur ‘Besides…’ in dialogue, like ever (Even if it is in an old timey setting). It gives me the disgusted full body shivers every time…
Inelegant, pompous, yuckyfuck.
Please, no more… 🤮😩

Me watching a hot chef cook and narrate:
Him—‘Taking your time with the meat is going to make a real difference!’
Me—😏😏😏
Because I’m a mature adult like that.

👈🏻this guy slipped my heel, slapped my arse and called me Sally earlier,
👉🏻that Mfker just jizzed in my eye without warning…
Guess that’s my sex life sorted till 2026 at least 😏😏😏

I can’t wait!!

This is the way.

I’ve had all this tea but…
I feel like I’m just exhausted and tired faster…? Which is at least semi useful since I now have to pee every few minutes 😑😑😐

Maybe I am not late to the hype party for once 😂🤷🏻‍♂️
Couldn’t resist as my MC is am Alchemist as well 👀😬

This is going to break my heart into a million pieces, isn’t it?🥲🥲🥲

Uff… 😣 I remember the first weeks of cutting caffeine ☠️☠️
It wasn’t quite as bad as quitting smoking, but rough 🫩🫩

Thank you! 🙏🏻☺️

GENERATION V x NINTH HOUSE

Despite a whirlwind romance that has him in a bi-panic-chokehold, Matt has to solve the magical murders of the Rogue to break a curse that marks him as a villain in a world he's dying to belong to.

#questpit #Q #A #NA #F #RF #LGBT #OWN

AWAKEN

NINTH HOUSE x BOOTS

A supernatural murder mystery, one plot twist away from a lovestruck freshman ending up the scapegoat in a sinister plot to unhinge the world.

🖤Dark Academia
⚖️Complex politics
🗡️Murder Mystery
❤️‍🔥All the firsts

#questpit #A #NA #F #RF #LGBT #OWN

Shelf neighbour to ONE DARK WINDOW and THREADNEEDLE, AWAKEN hits the spot between the campus conspiracy ft a morally midnight-grey ensemble cast of GENERATION V, and agonising coming-of-age of BOOTS.
💚Friends to lovers
❤️‍🔥Slow burn
🩸Murder mystery
#questpit #NA #F #RF #LGBT #OWN