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TINY LIL MAN!!!!!!!!!

Genderpent Ed Teach in a skimpy, sparkly, purple wrestling costume holding a cute heart sign against her face while winking. Genderbent Izzy is on her knees scowling because Ed has Izzy trapped in a headlock by wrapping a leg around her neck and grabbing her own foot.

Presenting wrestler Edizzy💜🖤

i think ed is a switch in a similar style to me where he generally likes to sub for the attention and lack of pressure but when he sees gods perfect little sub he simply has to step up

I feel like you could ask Izzy what children enjoy, and he'd come to public hangings and double espressos long before ever mentioning Minecraft, but it comes from a sincere place.

Fang, Lucius, Jack, Stede, Ed, Izzy

ed insisting on being the big spoon so he can just comfortably hold izzy's tits while they cuddle

This does mean it's plausible that Izzy would meet Stede's children and pull a coin out from behind their ears and they'd think it was lame until they realised the coin was a switchblade or something.

Like, he's *trying* to be normal.

Photo of a fluffy gray cat in a wine barrel planter amongst plants

Here comes trouble

The more I watch this the funnier it is that he's essentially doing children's party magic misdirection and then throws a punch and stabs at the same time. Izzy is not getting invited back to this McDonald's.

Probably not the kind of knight they’re looking for but… #ofmd

Izzy doll by @imrights wearing a Calico Jack's Tattoo Shack shirt by @disastershipblonde, surrounded by several single-serving stewed quail eggs

Close up of Izzy doll by @imrights holding a stewed quail egg packet

Thank you @guobia.bsky.social for providing Izzy with what he needs most 🥚🥚🥚

(Please note that all of these came out of Guo's purse, and they are pretty tasty 😋)

Izzy doll by @imrights.bsky.social, shirt by @disastershipblonde.bsky.social 🖤

My beloveds 💚

Thank you again, Lark

Jack is straddling Izzy on the couch. Izzy is kissing and biting his fingertips.

someone is yelling for the captain and woke everyone up 😔
#steddyhands

I'LL SCISSOR YOU

im so sorry :( 💜🫂

Thinking again about Ed putting his and Izzy's wedding picture in a "who rescued who" frame with paw prints all around it

ed cat
and izzy found him like that

ed and galarian zigzagoon!! :D and izzy and herdier, ofc 💜

this cards will be random
three cards in one pack
it will on my shop in march☺️
here is all card list

🕯️ 🥧 🌮
🕯️ 🥣
🍰 Con & Samba 🕯️
🍪 cooking class 🥟
🕯️ 🕯️
🍛 🕯️ 🧀

Izzy fucking Jack under Ben's nose, Izzy telling Jack he's not allowed to cum in him while he's literally bouncing on it but unfortunately that's pushing Jack closer to the edge the more he says it. Hanging on by the skin of his teeth as Izzy tells Jack Ben would kill him if he found out.

Being an artist trying to talk with other artists is just embarrassing. "I like your shapes and colours!" Mortifying playground shit

Him 🥺❤ #IzzyHands #ConONeill

remember when ed was having a really bad time but he didn't go off the deep end until he thought izzy was dead?

i think if ed found izzy small and pathetic on his doorstep he would invite him in and give him a bath and a collar and adopt him as his first mate. this is actually his canon backstory

Photograph of a orange cat comfortably Relaxing on a large dog bed

Photograph of a orange cat comfortably Relaxing on a large dog bed

Photograph of a orange cat comfortably Relaxing on a large dog bed

The most comfortable bed is the bed you steal from a much larger creature

izzy eating [insert sexy food choice here] off ed's naked body :)

ed treating izzy both as an intimidating henchman and his hot arm candy my most beloved