sam💀

A photo of me as Calypso as seen from behind collecting tips

Happy one year anniversary to the coolest picture ever taken of me (by @hwlsmvngbcth.bsky.social)

🤝i take reflux meds daily now bc i know no matter what smth will hate me

silver (quartermaster) and izzy (first mate) would hate each other, and flint (captain) and ed (captain) would also absolutely hate each other, soooo much fun >:D

HAHA YES!! flint x izzy had a couple of fics i think :D and they'd be sooooo good together (and flint's Actual (fanon) husband would HATE izzy so its suuuuch a good flavour)

ed teach in the breakup depression robe, smiling with his ethereal flowing locks and light stubble glistening, as he holds a bucket of empty bottles (our flag means death s1e10)

messy bun kraken ed smiling while holding a bucket of bottles, burying his feelings under the glowing warmth of a tenth of an ounce of serotonin provided by cleaning (our flag means death s2e2)

cleaned for five minutes, depression vanquished 🗡️

HECK YEAHHH

🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

If you see this post your favorite Pokémon

omg this makes sense for you somehow 😂😂😂

vane/flint is SOOOO tasty (and SO messy) i LOVE ITTTT

a woman wearing a pirate hat is asking how does that make any sense ALT: a woman wearing a pirate hat is asking how does that make any sense

My beautiful, terrifying wife!

(i do recommend a doesthedogdie check on it because it does have some SA but very briefly (unfortunately in the first half of the first season) and deals with some things around period-typical slavery but p l e a s e its /so/ good literally PEAK television)

AND JACK RACKHAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and this is my terrible horrendous husband captain james flint :)

ALSO JACK RACKHAM IS THERE AND I LOVE HIM JACK AND HIS BOYFRIEND CHAZ AND HIS LESBIAN WIFE LOOK AT THEM

silverflint is captain/ (eventual) quartermaster and also silver has trauma around losing a leg :)

if ur an edizzy main btw lmao p l e a s e silverflint is SO for you. also it has a blackbeard and israel hands! and they're divorced!!!

its also gay pirates. but yknow with good writing and an incredibly solid story that actually ties up loose ends bc it knew how many seasons it got and also there's cool explosions and lesbians??

its been a minute since ive yelled about it so hey gay pirates: watch black sails

they rlly didn’t have to do all that with edizzy but i am grateful for it everyday

Decided to compile my skyline fic onto AO3 for those who don't like to read in thread format. So if you wanna check out some (mostly) mean bottom dom Izzy with a praise starved Stede, you can! (prompt from @seraphknights.bsky.social)

#stizzy
#ofmd
#ofmdfanfic

archiveofourown.org/works/75314806

Ed realizing later on that Izzy loved him unconditionally 💔💔💔💔💔💜💜💜💜💜

When a guy thinks he's a monster who can't love properly. "Best i could" but it was still love & it still meant something

poppy seeds - Chapter 9 - florence_after_midnight - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own] An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

heyyyy here's a new chapter of poppy seeds! in which ed wakes up alone and chats with izzy some more :)

archiveofourown.org/works/563779...

messy bun kraken ed teach attempting to numb himself to an avalanche of emotion after the latest murder-suicide plot with his wife didn't go as planned (our flag means death s2e2)

messy bun kraken ed teach attempting to numb himself to an avalanche of emotion after the latest murder-suicide plot with his wife didn't go as planned (our flag means death s2e2)

i loved you... best i could

my steddyhands

Ed and Izzy literally love each other, and it makes me absolutely insane every time I think about it.