El Condor Pasta

Digging 135 graves for the ghouls at Congress

We've been here before and none of those people are here anymore, what you think is gonna happen now

In my experience it always bursts like a balloon 🤷🏻‍♀️

Reuniclus is so slow you can blitz through

If Gothitelle decides to set up on a strong attacker it's a wrap

I'd say Caitlin is the easier one tbh

Like I've never felt threatened by her team

Kebab save me

Kebab with roasted garlic alioli and greek yogurt and cucumber sauce save me

White woman neutral (sliding kick)

SUIBARI NO

Dark woke grungler who engages in trans affirming misogyny with the oomfs

can't wait for the bio to say she's 30 years old

I don't regret ALL of League, I've made some lifelong friends from it that we'd ride or die for each other

I do, however, regret the other 98% of it, and I've been clean for a solid 11 years and I intend to keep it that way

not even, it's the android photo app making one of those compilations by itself and it's all the times you were doing crack and the caption is "Good old times, don't you want to go back to them?" after being 4 years clean

no that's super real

it's been almost 6 years since I've owned my cat and coincides with almost 6 years of being unable to ever get a full night sleep because he won't stop screaming or knocking shit over till I get up to feed him at 4 AM

coming back to this like "why did I say that what's wrong with me" in-between laughing to myself

I've seen literally none of it which is crazy

I need Netflix to make it weekly or we are having an international news segment with my prints on it

oh then that ain't the movie!

and it's not even the scariest Opera O is gonna get

wait, is it Road to the Top or Beginning of a New Era

because the former is more of an OVA with the option of watching it as a compilation movie

oh shit you watching the movie?

this would be so much funnier if it wasn't just accurate

please tell me they also didn't shut down 7 studios since or I'm going to freak out

Hard mode: be moderately tight financially in a third world country 🫠

No see the problem is that they made money doing hamburgers and not for doing pizzas, because as we all know pizza money is inherently more valuable as stated by the bag of cocaine I snorted just 10 minutes ago

THEY COULD'VE DONE A RERELEASE OF BLOODBORNE AND MAKE A BORNILLION DOLLARS BUT NO LIVE SERVICE SLOP WE LOVE PRAYING TO THE MONOLITH OF MADNESS THAT TAKES EVERYTHING AND GIVES NOTHING

I wish all private equity a very May Your Woes Be Many, And Your Days Few

I've never noticed it before but the school racing outfit all include the exact same choker with the logo on it

Much to think about

you think the reason why T.M. Opera O has short hair is because IRL a fucking freak maniac broke into the stables and cut a lock of hair off the horse

yeah I hate Steven Universe cosplaying as Drake